St. Peter in Heaven is checking ID's. He asks a man, “What did you do on Earth?”

The man says, “I was a doctor.”

St. Peter says, “Okay, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?”

“I was a school teacher.”

“Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?”

“I was a musician.”

“Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen…..”

And load in quickly before you get a ticket for double parking ...

At least he got in ..

That’s cause he didn’t say drummer!

That's because St. Peter told him to beat it!

Ducking and running for cover.

I was in one of those freight elevators one time and it stopped on a floor lower than I was going to and Isaac Asimov came in. It seems he liked the privacy and wasn't expecting me with a whole lot of gear in there. No... I am not kidding.

...Deb