whistle while reading so it will qualify as music-related.

JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feed his new baby sister. After a while he asked, “Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”