So, recently I read a story about a famous country star throwing a chair off a Nashville bar roof top and narrowly missing two police officers, who then proceeded to take him to jail. Apparently people feel sorry for him because he was, you know, just having fun.

The whole song came in less than five minutes after this. Another thoughtless, thoughtless song.

CAUTION: This is NOT a commentary on the current Nashville scene. I repeat, this is NOT a commentary on the current Nashville scene and this is not a JOKE and this does not involve DAVID SNYDER SARCASM. No way.

A Walking Country Song
By David Snyder

https://soundcloud.com/david-snyder-gigs4/walking-country-song

V1

Throwin’ chairs off of a Nashville roof
Cause I’m drinkin’ little 100 proof
You know I’m grinning in a baseball cap
I wear it backwards cause you like it like that
Cause I ain’t classy but it’s how I roll
I’m the one they never could control

CH

Ah girl I’m gonna make it
Take every heart and break it
Just as long as they can take it, I’m stayin’ strong
Cause girl I was born a walking country song

V2

Got a mullet in my mugshot yo
I’ll post some bail and then I’ll skip parole
I’m wearing handcuffs but I’m breaking loose
Then I’m gonna love you while I’m wearing my boots
Sometimes it seems like I can do no wrong
No matter what I do they always sing along

CH

Ah girl I’m gonna make it
Take every heart and break it
Just as long as they can take it, I’m stayin’ strong
Cause girl I was born a walking country song

Bridge

Yeah I drink too much
Yeah I talk too much
But girl you’re so damn smokin’
That you’re hot to the touch

CH

Ah girl I’m gonna make it
Take every heart and break it
Just as long as they can take it, I’m stayin’ strong
Cause girl I was born a walking country song

V3

I was caught buck naked but I'm not in jail
I was caught buck naked and I'm raising hell
And I was born spoiled rotten
If you can't tell

CH

Ah girl I’m gonna make it
Take every heart and break it
Just as long as they can take it, I’m stayin’ strong
Cause girl I was born a walking country song

Outro

And I can write a hit
Write it like this
And every song sounds the same
But I’m staying strong
Cause girl I was born a walking country song
Cause girl I was born a walking country song
Cause girl I was born a walking country song

Music and Lyrics copyright 2024 by David Snyder

Day of Faith Records/ASCAP

David Snyder: Vocals, instrumentation, arrangement, mastering, production and engineering

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