It's so hot here that the Rattlesnakes and Gila Monsters are crawling into the campfire just to get into the shade of the frying pan.

I'm 100% putting that joke in my back pocket for later.

Kent,

I had a long-running joke thread until we learned that some jokes are copyrighted. I didn't want to make trouble for Peter so we took it down.

It has been really hot here also! We are on a rate to set a record 90F (32.2C) or more days and its only 7/20. My wife has been in her pool so much that she is growing a dorsal fin

They are predicting 106F by 2 o'clock and they won't let me go out to the gazebo, my favorite spot on the planet!

It's supposed to be 93 (feels like 101) here in Pensacola, FL, and I just saw a report that this weekend will be the hottest for so far this year.

We just hit 106F and they are saying it is tied with the record for this date.

Josie, that's = 42C

Come on drummer, RIM SHOT and a "Ba Dump Dump as Scheky Gaynor strikes again. LOL

Later Donny!

Haha! Good one Don!