Way Past 64

Ya never know just how long ya got here….
And not just in this here bar….. but in the after bars too.
Well okay ya got me….. it was just an alley.
But it got me ta thankin… what will my life be like as an old drunk,
so I wroted this here song fer all ye old folks out there……………
in the afore said alley.

Dang I got smelly, toothless and bald
many years back
I was still a young enuff, to give a crap
Birthday suit and show ya my crack!
Now it's too scary to even remiss,
now to evermore
I will be needy and extreemly meaty
Way past 64.

Yall will all remind me, in a alley you will find me,
if it's not too dark,
Gonna need to bathe a..a..athe,
and if you get me up…..
you will hear me say…
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(RAGA,FARFA,TATER,SALSA ) Translation by Google

So buy me another, slip me a ten
many years from now
I'll will be drankin dang near anythang
Aftershave's in season any old day
If you're offended wobble away
get hit by the door.
I will be needy and extree meaty
Way past 64.
I will be needy and extree meaty
Way past 64.

Well there ya go…. the moral of this story is...
ha haha you got me… thar ain't no dang moral
but the song was runnin a little long
and I ain't wroted this part yet,
allies is alfull darked ya know.
so give me a break.

by Issa Hugh Jiddyut

Hilarious Tommy. Super lyric. Very creative. Loved the vocal. Still chuckling. Great way to start the weekend

Thanks Scott! Love me some humor! Even if it's a true story! lol

Thanks for sharing, Tommyc! What a hilarious tune, had me chuckling while I type! You never fail to bring entertaining work

Keep 'em coming!

Thanks Deryk! Fun is where it is's!

Hi Tommy,

More great humor from you! Funny all the way! Heck, we passed 64 some time ago - we're both 70. Yikes! Thanks fir the laughs and great entertainment again. Best to you!

ALan & Di

Heck Fire, 70 is the new 20 or is it the new black? I never remember these new fangled enterweb sayens! Thanks Alan & Di! hope yall have a great weekend!

Hahaha Tommy. You really have created a long term franchise in your Hugh Jiddyut character. I predict you'll have lots of opportunity to portray the world from his unique perspective.

Whether you are writing parodies based on well-known songs or original works that put your own personal spin on everyday aspects of life, your quirky sense of humor + your music skill + BIAB = media content that makes your audience laugh!

You are a remarkable and talented guy, Tommy! I appreciate and respect everything you are doing here!

Well Thanky Pat! Just havin some fun while I'm still a bluegrass zombie. Ya never know when they might find a cure for what ever is causing all the zombies making parody music everwhare!

Welcome back Tommy!! I love your brand of hilarity!! I've missed hearing you around. Drop in often!! Take care. Greg

Thanks Greg! I think I have posted a song a day for the last week, glad you liked it!