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Baby Can You Drive my Car?

Just more takes on the Be Dulls!

I asked the girl was she too drunk to drive
that depends, how you wanna arrive?
I choose one piece, and thank you kind
but I'll be a driving if you don't mind?

she said
Baby can you drive my car?
sure you ain't drunkern I are
Baby can you drive my car?
and stop fer a burger?

I told the girl I can handle my booze,
give me the keys, then we can go cruise.
pitched em at me and to my surprise
hit me right square in both of my eyes.

Baby I can drive your car
you looking much drunker than I are
Baby I can drive your car
and I"ll buy you a burger.

I told the girl, there's a boot wheel
she said baby, ain't no big deal
This ain't my car, we're going no where
And I'm so drunk, that I don't care!

she said
Baby can you drive my car?
sure you ain't drunkern I are
Baby can you drive my car?
and maybe stop fer a burger?

Baby I can drive your car
you looking much drunker than I are
Baby I can drive your car
and I"ll buy you a burger.

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What ABOUT dem French fries???!!!

(this is so well done it's easy to miss how well it is mixed.)

fj

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Thank You So Much Floyd!!! Not sure if she will git them fries!!!!

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You are on a streak. Where does the laugh track come from??

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Hi David the laughs are loops from Logic Pro 9, glad you liked it!

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Tommy,

great job not only on creating one truly amusing song after another, but also on successfully establishing a signature sound! You have a franchise here, now you just have to market it!

But I gotta warn you: your big ol' dummy facade doesn't work anymore. No dummy could do what you're doing here. There is clearly a lot of thought going into these projects and I honestly think you have a marketable product here.

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Thank Ye Pat!!!!! Thars a Fat Stock Market pert near hear..... hmmmm..... think they might trade fer a pig?

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Very good achievement Tommy, music and jokes !

But promise me you don't drive drunk in the real life !!!

Cheers
Pascal


No hay banda! There is no band! Il n'est pas de orchestra!
No hay banda! And yet we hear a band !

(David Lynch - Mulholland Drive)
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Oh no way do I drive drunk in real life!!! It's only a few feet from my refrigerator to the couch!! I have a Tesla and it drives for everywhere me!!!! Yea my girlfriend Tesla drives me everywhere, she's drunkern Cooter Brown, and we never have got that boot off the front wheel soooo................ we haven't moved in years! lol My driving and a drankin days are all over, ..... the enterweb!!! lol

Thanks Pascal

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What would Macca say? He'd probably say this is a Hoot!
Very funny, very enjoyable, great song.

Kenny

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Thank You So Much Kenny!!!!

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