You need to be logged in to post on the forum
Topic Options
Index
#420319 - 07/03/17 03:01 PM [User Showcase] Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
crazy Air Brick and the Dog!


People always complain about my little doggie,
They say things hurtfull like………....... he's invisible!
kids say he's a pig-mint of my Uhmaginayshun
Well I don't thank so…… hear it go!

Purdy shore the doggy did it
don't go near that bathroom now
If you do then don'tcha blame me
You could burn yer eyeballs out!

Hey……. KIDS!!!! dont feed him chillidog!!!!

There's nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!
Ain't nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!

Now he's in the kitchen with me.
known now as the danger zone.
unknown suspect fed him chilli
Don'tcha point I ain't the one!!!

HEY…..HEY GRAMPA!!!! You don't own a dog!!!!

Don't go in there's a, Air brick and the dog!
Don't go in there's a, Air Brick and the dog!

don't do it again, I won't, don't do it again, I won't ,
Don't eat my chilli, Watsa chillidog?, with no dang chilli?
Buckup Buttercup and Deal Widit!

Top
#420335 - 07/03/17 04:42 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
Scott C Offline
Veteran

Registered: 12/08/11
Posts: 3217
Loc: Edmonton, Ab, Canada
Lol another very funny creative tune
_________________________
Scott Collingwood
https://soundcloud.com/scottt709

Top
#420373 - 07/04/17 06:52 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
Pat Marr Offline
Veteran

Registered: 10/25/08
Posts: 7508
Loc: Winston-Salem, NC
you threw me a curve with the verse "Hey Grampaw... you don't own a dog!"

It explained the photo, and the classic tactic of "blame the dog"

Top
#420375 - 07/04/17 07:34 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Scott C]
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
Thanks Scott, I'm stuck in a parody rut, but it's fun!

Top
#420376 - 07/04/17 07:39 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Pat Marr]
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
HAHAHAHA!!!! If ya ain't never blamed the dog (or the imaginary dog), You could never fit in here in Texas!!!!! lol About to finish another today "Motel's Greasy Cafe" hope the Eagles don't mind!

Top
#420387 - 07/04/17 09:14 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
Joe -PG Music Offline
PG Music Staff

Registered: 01/18/16
Posts: 778
Originally Posted By: Tommyc
crazy Air Brick and the Dog!


People always complain about my little doggie,
They say things hurtfull like………....... he's invisible!
kids say he's a pig-mint of my Uhmaginayshun
Well I don't thank so…… hear it go!

Purdy shore the doggy did it
don't go near that bathroom now
If you do then don'tcha blame me
You could burn yer eyeballs out!

Hey……. KIDS!!!! dont feed him chillidog!!!!

There's nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!
Ain't nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!

Now he's in the kitchen with me.
known now as the danger zone.
unknown suspect fed him chilli
Don'tcha point I ain't the one!!!

HEY…..HEY GRAMPA!!!! You don't own a dog!!!!

Don't go in there's a, Air brick and the dog!
Don't go in there's a, Air Brick and the dog!

don't do it again, I won't, don't do it again, I won't ,
Don't eat my chilli, Watsa chillidog?, with no dang chilli?
Buckup Buttercup and Deal Widit!



HI Tommyc, Great title and hilarious lyrics! Really liked the laughter ambience in the background too. Nice work! smile
_________________________
Cheers,
Joe

Top
#420433 - 07/04/17 02:19 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Joe -PG Music]
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
Thanks Joe! The laughs are all my neighbors leering in the windows! lol

Top
#420435 - 07/04/17 02:34 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
Ember - PG Music Offline
PG Music Staff

Registered: 06/19/17
Posts: 819
Loc: Victoria, BC
Please never stop creating funny lyrics. I always look forward to stumbling on your newest threads just so I can hear what you've come up with next! This time was no different ... :P


Edited by Ember - PG Music (07/04/17 02:35 PM)
_________________________
Cheers,
Ember

Top
#420448 - 07/04/17 04:26 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Ember - PG Music]
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
Thank You Ember!!!!! I hope to keep this up indefun-nutly, I uploaded another one a little earlier, hope you have a chance to hear it too!

Top
#420805 - 07/07/17 01:29 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
Thanks Fer Listenin!

Top
#420830 - 07/07/17 04:57 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
MarioD Offline
Veteran

Registered: 12/27/03
Posts: 10981
Loc: Hamlin NY
I had a real chuckle on this one. Our dogs get blamed for those odorous blasts all the time up here!

Another great and funny parody!
_________________________
The only exercise I did this month was run out of money!

64 bit Win 10 Pro - the latest BiaB and RB - Roland Octa-Capture audio interface - a ton of software and some hardware.

Top
#420842 - 07/07/17 07:29 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: MarioD]
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
Lol!! Mine do and they live outside! Thanks Mario! smile

Top
#421150 - 07/09/17 08:13 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
Greg Johnson Offline
Veteran

Registered: 12/21/13
Posts: 3934
Loc: Davis, CA
More cool Tommy C!! Gotta love it!! Take care. Greg

Top
#421229 - 07/10/17 01:22 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Greg Johnson]
Tommyc Online   content
Veteran

Registered: 01/08/11
Posts: 2659
Thanks Greg! Been having a lot of fun with parodies! smile

Top


PG Music News
Video - Making A Song in Band-in-a-Box® 2018

Ever wonder how to create a song in Band-in-a-Box®? We start off with the basics in our latest video for Band-in-a-Box® 2018!

Windows users: click here | Mac users: click here

RealTracks Patch Update for Windows Users

Band-in-a-Box® 2018 for Windows users can download the latest RealTracks update patch (519) here.

This patch includes some RealTracks audio updates we have made since the release of Band-in-a-Box 2018. 2018 users should be sure to download the latest Band-in-a-Box 2018 update patch (519), as that patch includes the bulk of the fixes for RealTracks released with 2018. This is a larger download than typical because it updates the Vocal Oohs and Aahs RealTracks audio files. There is more information and Audiophile patches available here.

Summary of RealTracks Audio updates:
Improved: There were small issues with the tuning of several Bass styles. This has been fixed for both the original mix and the direct input mix. This affects the following RealTracks:
- Bass, Acoustic, AmericanaSlow16thsByron Ev16 060
- Bass, Acoustic, AmericanaSlow128Byron Sw 040
- Bass, Acoustic, RockabillySwingByron Sw 190
- Bass, Acoustic, BluesyPopByron Ev 100
Improved: Audio glitches have been removed from the ends of phrases in the Vocal Oohs and Aahs RealTracks.

Band-in-a-Box® 2018 for Windows Patch Update Available!

Band-in-a-Box® 2018 for Windows users can download the latest (free) update patch (519) here.

Summary of changes:
Added: Additional dialog available for detailed information in the StyleMaker (fields for memo, examples, and other parameters). These are set in the StyleMaker (more dialog, a button called "Style Memos etc").
Added: Help Video button Added to the Audio Harmony dialog.
Improved: ABC opening improvements with some accidentals, and leadin bars that occur in middle of song.
Improved: Audio harmonies now used Improved algorithms, and can be easily set using N voices above, M voices below (and have additional functions like duplicate melody, and dup. melody octave below).
Improved: Lyrics will be now read from .mid files that used to be karaoke files (.kar) and got renamed somewhere along the line.
Improved: Support for RealTracks that should be transposed only lower (ie heavy metal guitars) and for future Improved metal guitar comping.
Improved: The Audio Harmony Dialog has been rearranged to be more intuitive when using Band-in-a-Box Intelligent Mode.
Fixed: Audio harmonies might be missing some notes.
Fixed: Audio harmonies would be generated with the wrong notes if selecting a range of audio in the middle of the track.
Fixed: Band-in-a-Box might crash on bootup with error "Read Beyond end of file".
Fixed: Band-in-a-Box should show message if the latest VJT application is not installed when the user tries to render videos.
Fixed: File > Open Special > Open Audio was importing audio instead of opening it in a new song.
Fixed: In the Bar Settings window, "Chordsheet and Notation - Start a New Line" should say "Notation - Start a New Line".
Fixed: It was not possible to record audio using WAS audio drivers if "Output always on" was disabled.
Fixed: Misc. RealTracks updates.
Fixed: Quicklist drums picker sometimes showing too many drums in the list.
Fixed: Redundant flash messages were showing.
Fixed: Removing a custom drums from a track would still display Drums as the name of the loop in the track.
Fixed: Rendering audio while there is a region of bars highlighted in the chord sheet might cause a crash.
Fixed: Saving a MIDI file would fail unless saving as type 1.
Fixed: Some 12-key RealTracks were incorrectly set to allow transposition.
Fixed: The Audio Harmony dialog needed some hints.
Fixed: The Audio Harmony dialog was missing the new Band-in-a-Box Intelligent Mode.
Fixed: The VJT application should print out its version number in log files.

Tutorials - How to Install Your Band-in-a-Box® for Mac Hard Drive

When you have your Band-in-a-Box® 2018 for Mac UltraPAK shipped to you on a portable hard drive, there are a few different options for installation. We go over these 3 options with our latest video series:

Option 1: Run Band-in-a-Box® directly from the USB drive only: click here to view.

Option 2: Install Band-in-a-Box® on your computer hard drive, but leave the RealTracks & RealDrums on the USB hard drive: click here to view.

Option 3: Install Band-in-a-Box® and the RealTracks & RealDrums on your computer hard drive: click here to view.

Check out all our Band-in-a-Box for Mac videos here.

Video - Downloading and Installing RealTracks Sets for Band-in-a-Box® for Mac

Have you purchased your Band-in-a-Box® package, and want to make sure you're downloading and installing the RealTracks Sets correctly?

Well, we've created just the tutorial video you're looking for! Band-in-a-Box® 2018 for Mac® - Downloading and Installing RealTracks Sets.

Video link:
www.pgmusic.com/?vid=QndXu8H_IwM

Thoughts on Band-in-a-Box® 2017 - Mac Power Users Discussion

David Sparks and Katie Floyd discuss a variety of topics in their recent episide of Mac Power Users: https://www.relay.fm/mpu/432 - listen all the way through (and laugh along with them - it was a very entertaining episode!), or jump to 1:37:40 where David shares his thoughts on Band-in-a-Box® 2017 for Mac!

Thank you David and Katie!

Polish New Features Video for Band-in-a-Box® 2018 for Windows

Our Polish Distributor, Sound Station, has finished their Band-in-a-Box 2018 New Features summary video (in Polish!) - click here to watch.

We hope all our Polish Band-in-a-Box users find this video helpful - thank you Sound Station!

Forum Stats
27629 Members
50 Forums
52259 Topics
432602 Posts

Max Online: 2434 @ 11/14/17 12:37 AM
Newest Members
BjornTopo, lauzah, soucychapiro, rH7yB6bGKL, VTR8ve0Hhj

27628 Registered Users
Top Posters (30 Days)
Icelander 198
Noel96 166
David Snyder 147
Janice & Bud 142
Deryk - PG Music 118
rsdean 114
Pipeline 104
Ember - PG Music 100
Scott C 98
Kent - PG Music 97
Today's Birthdays
Ifiddler