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#420319 - 07/03/17 03:01 PM [User Showcase] Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut
Tommyc Offline
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crazy Air Brick and the Dog!


People always complain about my little doggie,
They say things hurtfull like………....... he's invisible!
kids say he's a pig-mint of my Uhmaginayshun
Well I don't thank so…… hear it go!

Purdy shore the doggy did it
don't go near that bathroom now
If you do then don'tcha blame me
You could burn yer eyeballs out!

Hey……. KIDS!!!! dont feed him chillidog!!!!

There's nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!
Ain't nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!

Now he's in the kitchen with me.
known now as the danger zone.
unknown suspect fed him chilli
Don'tcha point I ain't the one!!!

HEY…..HEY GRAMPA!!!! You don't own a dog!!!!

Don't go in there's a, Air brick and the dog!
Don't go in there's a, Air Brick and the dog!

don't do it again, I won't, don't do it again, I won't ,
Don't eat my chilli, Watsa chillidog?, with no dang chilli?
Buckup Buttercup and Deal Widit!

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#420335 - 07/03/17 04:42 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
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Lol another very funny creative tune
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#420373 - 07/04/17 06:52 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
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you threw me a curve with the verse "Hey Grampaw... you don't own a dog!"

It explained the photo, and the classic tactic of "blame the dog"

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#420375 - 07/04/17 07:34 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Scott C]
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Thanks Scott, I'm stuck in a parody rut, but it's fun!

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#420376 - 07/04/17 07:39 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Pat Marr]
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HAHAHAHA!!!! If ya ain't never blamed the dog (or the imaginary dog), You could never fit in here in Texas!!!!! lol About to finish another today "Motel's Greasy Cafe" hope the Eagles don't mind!

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#420387 - 07/04/17 09:14 AM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
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Originally Posted By: Tommyc
crazy Air Brick and the Dog!


People always complain about my little doggie,
They say things hurtfull like………....... he's invisible!
kids say he's a pig-mint of my Uhmaginayshun
Well I don't thank so…… hear it go!

Purdy shore the doggy did it
don't go near that bathroom now
If you do then don'tcha blame me
You could burn yer eyeballs out!

Hey……. KIDS!!!! dont feed him chillidog!!!!

There's nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!
Ain't nothing in there but a Air brick and the dog!

Now he's in the kitchen with me.
known now as the danger zone.
unknown suspect fed him chilli
Don'tcha point I ain't the one!!!

HEY…..HEY GRAMPA!!!! You don't own a dog!!!!

Don't go in there's a, Air brick and the dog!
Don't go in there's a, Air Brick and the dog!

don't do it again, I won't, don't do it again, I won't ,
Don't eat my chilli, Watsa chillidog?, with no dang chilli?
Buckup Buttercup and Deal Widit!



HI Tommyc, Great title and hilarious lyrics! Really liked the laughter ambience in the background too. Nice work! smile
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#420433 - 07/04/17 02:19 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Joe -PG Music]
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Thanks Joe! The laughs are all my neighbors leering in the windows! lol

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#420435 - 07/04/17 02:34 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
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Posts: 131
Loc: Victoria, BC
Please never stop creating funny lyrics. I always look forward to stumbling on your newest threads just so I can hear what you've come up with next! This time was no different ... :P


Edited by Ember - PG Music (07/04/17 02:35 PM)
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#420448 - 07/04/17 04:26 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Ember - PG Music]
Tommyc Offline
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Thank You Ember!!!!! I hope to keep this up indefun-nutly, I uploaded another one a little earlier, hope you have a chance to hear it too!

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#420805 - 07/07/17 01:29 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
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Thanks Fer Listenin!

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#420830 - 07/07/17 04:57 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
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I had a real chuckle on this one. Our dogs get blamed for those odorous blasts all the time up here!

Another great and funny parody!
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#420842 - 07/07/17 07:29 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: MarioD]
Tommyc Offline
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Lol!! Mine do and they live outside! Thanks Mario! smile

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#421150 - 07/09/17 08:13 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Tommyc]
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More cool Tommy C!! Gotta love it!! Take care. Greg

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#421229 - 07/10/17 01:22 PM [User Showcase] Re: Air Brick and the Dog! by Hugh Jiddyut [Re: Greg Johnson]
Tommyc Offline
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Thanks Greg! Been having a lot of fun with parodies! smile

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