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Breakin Wind (Ain't Hard Poo Poo)

Sorry I uploaded the un-mastered one buy miss steak! Now It's All Good!

There are things,,,, when yer ona fursted date,,,,ya never do.
yeah the next one will be my fursted.
Don't laugh I wroted this song a long time ago,
it's been 50 years since then. (He wrotetedit on the way here)
Maybe so, but I gotta feelin bout this one!

I'm prudy gassy, eatin Taco Bell, (not occasionally either )
and that's a coming from a big land Whale
Let's run Baby and get some air
when breakin' wind ain't, hard poo poo

Let's haul buns, from this elevator now.
Turn and watch as the people freak out
Let's run Baby and have a big laugh
when breakin' wind ain't, hard poo poo

They say that breakin' wind ain't hard poo poo
I thought that, before 62 needs laugh
Don't think it never ends,
instead of breakin wind,
I hunker down and hold it in.

Please excuse, if I squeak one out,
you're excused, if you gotta rundout.
Just checkin, for solids again,
Cause Breakin' Wind,
might be some ewwww

They say that breakin' wind ain't,
hard poo poo
No one knows, till it ain't true!
I blamed the dog again,
Swear and hope lightin don't strike again .

I always blame,
your service hog.
That's why I always,
bring you along.
Was it a frog.
I dun stepped on
Cause Breakin' Wind,
done made EWWWWWW

I'm so retented up right now, I'sa seein red! (Don't it make yer blue eyez brown?) HEY!!!!! I've been Slammin Down 12 Burritoes in the last 15 minutes, that's all I had time for! You know my skeeguhwull is busy! (Dontchee mean Buzzy?) Well.. That Too!

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Hi Tommyc, Excellent work on this! I enjoyed the vocals and lyrics. Very funny song! Well done! smile


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Thanks Joe! I started on 5 yesterday, finished lyrics on 3, and started another just after midnight. It's been 14 finished in 20 days, and 10 near completion. I usually sing one a day, because I end up laughing too much. No Way have I ever played in a band that could finish a song like BIAB. THANKS PG MUSIC!!!!!!

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The winds a changing.
Very clever smile
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Thanks Rob! I Love having fun with BIAB!

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Thanks Joe! I started on 5 yesterday, finished lyrics on 3, and started another just after midnight. It's been 14 finished in 20 days, and 10 near completion. I usually sing one a day, because I end up laughing too much. No Way have I ever played in a band that could finish a song like BIAB. THANKS PG MUSIC!!!!!!


Glad we could assist you in expressing your creativity! cool


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PG MUSIC is the Wave of the Future!!! smile

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An instant classic by Hugh!! Really a lot of fun. You are on a roll with this craziness!! Take care. Greg

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smile Thanks Greg! If it's a roll, hope it's all downhill from there! The last one "Greezy" took 16 hours, I couldn't remember the chord chart, I never seemed to quite get home-made loops again, and I laughed so much that I have a sore throat. I prolly will die of laughter, so I'm gonna have to be careful! lol! crazy

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You may make me die of laughter as well! Oh well, there are much worse ways to go! Take care. Greg

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LOL! You're Right!!!!

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Another cool tune with very creative lyric. Loved it


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Thanks Scott! I may be suffering from burnt out, I did a cover song!!!! Oh the Human-ity! lol

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