God y'all, the weirdest thing happened. I just bought the synth vocal plugin SynthKrap XL, Version 5, by Audio Landfill, available on Sale Now for $159.99 (Basic Version Only), and was logged into ChatGPT.

I feel asleep.

While I was asleep ChatGPT hacked into Band-in-a-Box, opened it, and wrote a song, after also hacking into my phone and using a lyric writing app created by a lovely person right here on this forum.

God in heaven help me, what have I done. It is true though, these new synth vocals are getting REALLY close to the real deal, if you only tweak a few formants.

https://soundcloud.com/david-snyder-gigs3/chatgpt


ChatGPT

By David Snyder

V1

My body parts
Are made for you
But you know that they're not real
you can touch me if you want to touch me
Go ahead and cop a feel
Jump me pump me
Go ahead and cop a feel
nothing in this song is real
But go ahead and make me squeal
give me a feel
it's a deal

CH

ChatGPT, let's get raunchy
Plug me in, plug me in make me feel sexy
Jump me, pump me, jump me, pump me, all night long
Chat me up, chat me up until the dawn
ChatGPT, ChatGPT, PPPPPP Pee Pee

V2

I’ll be your Stevia
Your plastic cup
Your fake ice cream
I’ll tuck it in my bucket
Be your Chromosome Queen
I'm your baby doll
So feel it up
Feel me up
Chat me up
Rub it up
Get it up
Get enough
Uh huh uh huh uh huh

CH

ChatGPT, ChatGPT, let's get raunchy
Plug me in, plug me in make me feel sexy
Jump me, pump me, jump me, pump me, all night long
Chat me up, chat me up until the dawn
ChatGPT, ChatGPT, PPPPPP Pee Pee

SOLO

Verse 3:

You need batteries, I need you
Like Velma and Scooby Doo
So pump me up, kiss my feet
rub it up, feel the heat

CH

ChatGPT, ChatGPT, let's get naughty
Plug me in, plug me in make me feel sexy
Jump me, pump me, jump me, pump me, all night long
Chat me up, chat me up until the dawn
ChatGPT, ChatGPT, PPPPPP Pee Pee

Outro:

Chat me up, don't disconnect
Chat me up, don't disconnect
Our love is perfect
GhatGPT, ChatGPT PPPPPPPP Pee Pee

Words and Music by David Snyder, copyright 2023/ASCAP/Day of Faith Music

Written During a Nightmare

Generated in David Snyder’s Pinkish Gray Tissue Via a Cranial Chip Implant Running ChatGPT Probiotic Synth Cluster 4, Version 1.3.578

Vocals Used SynthKrap XL, Version 5, by Audio Landfill, available on Sale Now for $159.99 (Basic Version Only)

Mixed by Hologram XII and Mastered in the Cloud

David Snyder uses BADASS amps and pedals exclusively

David Snyder on guitars, synth and stuff (he thinks, but is not sure) except for:

RealTracks in style: 3404:Bass, Electric, LoungeFunkAlex Ev16 080
RealTracks in style: 2619:Organ, Rhythm Funk Ev 100
RealTracks in style: ~1638:Guitar, Electric, Rhythm JazzFunkBreezyMuted Ev16 075
RealDrums in style:ElecDrums and Percussion [Multi]

You are too funny, man. But...you one sick puppy...lol

Cool stuff

Billy

David,

This is the best thing to ever hit the forum...

I think you just broke the Internet, PGmusic and SoundCloud.

Bob

Funny as hell, well done

The man does not rest.
Chatty man meets the interweb widow and the love child we get is Castrati Funk.

Very cleaver.

You said Pee Pee Pee one to many times!

Gotta very quickly run now.

WOW!!!! I'm sold!~! You're right, those synth voices are really getting real. They wrote this masterpiece? I suppose since they wrote it in YOUR BiaB you own the rights. Had several listens cuz I missed some lyrics --since you didn't include them in your post. Still wondering what fake ice cream tastes like.

Dirty funk, one of my favorite genres And not from your moral mind, but you can blame ChatGPT for any obscenity. It sounds like ChatGPT has been using the lyrics of Smutty Waters as the source material.

The quality of SynthKrap XL cannot hide the fact that this is very good funk track. Big fun! And catchy, jump me, pump me and PPPP will play in my mind for a while now.

Janne

Mind.
Blown.

Hi David,

That is a hell of a song. I can understand it was written in a nightmare. You don't get here in normal life.
Although... you...?

I used ChatGPT some times to give alternatives for my lyrics, or a translation from a Dutch song into English.
Still you have to correct a lot of things, while shouting words like you did [*****] GEE PEE PEE Tee Tee Tee
You did a wonderful job on making this song. All the crazyness is included!

I like that, but not too much, please...
Hans

Billy,

All of that may be true but it is all because of you.

Thanks Bob!

That is high praise!

Man, I love what you have been doing lately. Just trying to keep up bro.

Absolutely BRILLIANT. Superb. Besides the fact that it's obviously hilarious, you've actually created a small masterpiece here. Can't praise it enough - the irony, the message that goes with this song, the hard work you've clearly put into it, though you make it look so easy ... what a really superb effort!

You are such an incredible musician and artist. Hats off.

Very creative indeed!

But this should come as no surprise.
This is the guy that wrote a very clever song on the Circle of Fifths, check it out if you haven't heard it.

Hahahahaha!

Funny, and well done.

Well David,

You proved something I said a couple of weeks ago to be true - you have one of the most creative minds on this forum.

I wasn't sure if I should have laughed (I did), or run away screaming, "What the hell is that?" (I didn't).

You are, indeed, creative and a great talent! Seriously!!!

Alan

David. That's histerical

Ha!! Pee Wee Herman got together with the Chipmunks and the devil from Southpark and this is the result.

You have such a creative mind, Sir, and we all reap the benefits.

J&B

Hi David
Really cool fun song
The voice sounds really cool
Is this a computer program ?
Many greetings
Andi ;-)

Thank Brain.

I only live to make you laugh.

Thanks Ray,

If that is the measure, I have had a lot of love children in my life.

Hahahhahaaaa!

Some of your best lyrics.

I dig that guitar solo.

I feel like dancing now! Get down, brother.

Thanks Mario!

David,

You are the ultimate funny dude! I'm glad I listened to this in the morning instead of right before bed......nightmares!! This was disturbing but I confess I was laughing well after it was over!

I have no doubt that at some point this AI stuff could very well pull off the crazy scenario in your description!

ON a serious note, your production skills are great! As well as your ability to conceive and implement fantastic musical ideas!

You are such a valuable member of this community! And one that makes the forum a great place!

Take care and keep on rockin' TB

Thanks Marty!

I am glad you like those real sounding vocals! AI is the future man!

Lol David. Very creative. Loved it.