Redneck Technology 101 - 09/20/21 04:09 PM
Redneck Technology 101
So, I have a super-sensitive classical electric with both a built in mic and piezo and it hums like crazy when I use my Focusrite.
My luthier and I looked at everything under the sun, the guitar is wired and grounded perfectly. The luthier said:
“You have too many electronics in your room but basically your guitar hates your computer.”
Well, then.
Not to be deterred, I thought “What would Herb Hartley do?”
And then it struck me.
Wind some soldering iron onto a piece of speaker wire, coil it around a metal footrest, attach one end to the cable plug on the guitar, and then step on it.
I am sure Herb is one of the few who will appreciate my redneck genius, but I have to ask:
On a scale of 1 to 1,000 how high did I score on the redneck technology scale? (RTS.)
By the way, no more hum.
So, I have a super-sensitive classical electric with both a built in mic and piezo and it hums like crazy when I use my Focusrite.
My luthier and I looked at everything under the sun, the guitar is wired and grounded perfectly. The luthier said:
“You have too many electronics in your room but basically your guitar hates your computer.”
Well, then.
Not to be deterred, I thought “What would Herb Hartley do?”
And then it struck me.
Wind some soldering iron onto a piece of speaker wire, coil it around a metal footrest, attach one end to the cable plug on the guitar, and then step on it.
I am sure Herb is one of the few who will appreciate my redneck genius, but I have to ask:
On a scale of 1 to 1,000 how high did I score on the redneck technology scale? (RTS.)
By the way, no more hum.