A lot of pg's RT stuff went in as Trump Card here, plus more ....

Cickety Click: Jolly Banker


Lyrics:

Jolly Banker © Artspurg 2018 SABAM

(Melody trad adapted and arranged from Lily of the West and Lakes of Pontchartrain)

Oh I'm a Jolly Banker, now that is who I am
I'll take all your money, so gladly if I can
Pay myself good wages, with a bonus now and then
All about your interest, I do not give a damn

Most of my investments, turned out to be bad
A mortgage can be flaky, some bonds as bad as that
And when I lost your savings, all there ever was
They'll cover me from taxes, and thus they save my [*****]

I'm a Jolly Banker, and how I love the job
You think I'm neat and decent, and thus I'm not the mob
Live my life in luxury, how can you be so blind
I'm glad we're not in Iceland; as there they jailed my kind

I don't want no pardon, for what I was and am,
I won't be reconstructed, I'll never give a damn
I won't say I'm sorry, you're such a stupid sob
I'm the Jolly Banker, oh how I love the job.

Oh I'm a Jolly Banker, now that is who I am
I'll take all your money, and gladly if I can
Pay myself good wages, with a bonus now and then
All about your interest; I do not give a damn
I do not give a damn, how I love a scam