Dastardly.... assault with a deadly weapon with intent to do serious bodily harm....
That actually describes all uses of banjos.
That was the best thing to happen to a banjo. And that's no bull!
I think he was either playing Durham's Bull or Bully of the Town.
Uh, maybe it was the banjo that was being attacked by the bull?
what's the difference between a banjo and an onion?..............no-one cries when a banjo is cut in half............
The banjo was just a little high strung