Here is one for all those baldies out there.
Its time to fight back. All comments welcome.

Comb Over

Comb over
I wake in the morning and see all the hair that Ive shed.
When I wake in the morning I can see different parts of my head.

I look in the mirror, whose that staring at me?
I look in the mirror its a shiny bald head that I see.

Its a comb over, its a comb over, its a com over for my hair.

My wife's been complaining I keep blocking up the sink.
Ive so self conscious a head like an ice skating ring.

When out in the sunshine my bald glistens like chrome.
With my sickly white complexion my heads like white driven snow
Its a comb over, its a comb over, its a com over for my hair

****** Song Summary *************
Title: Swampy Blues, with Shaker 16ths loop demo
File:Comb Over.SGU
Key=G , Tempo 125, Length (m:s)=2:18
4 bar intro, 64 bar chorus, from bar 5 to bar 68. Repeat x1 chorus
No Melody
No Soloist track.
Song is saved with Volume, Pan, Reverb, Chorus, Bank0,
Style is _BGSHAKR.STY (Bluegrass w Shaker(130 RS))
Style MIDI Instruments are : Acoustic Guitar (26),
RealTracks in style: ~427:Bass, Acoustic, Bluegrass Ev 130
RealTracks in style: ~426:Banjo, Bluegrass Ev 130 (Rhythm)
RealTracks in style: ~428:Fiddle, Rhythm Bluegrass Ev 130
RealTracks in style: ~432:Mandolin, Rhythm Bluegrass Ev 130*******************

Vocal harmonies and bridge my self.

Another nice one! Kind of recognizable lyrics for me, sadly
If my hair loss progresses the way it did this last year, I won't do a comb over, but I'll be wearing a hat

Rob

Im in the same boat my friend.
Thanks for listening.
Rob

Oh my word, of all the things to write songs about!!

Clever write, and well done.

Hahaha,

I am the only male member of my family for generations that has had hair past 30 YAY!!
But boy is it thinly spaced on my scalp LOL

great song as usual.
You have a finely tuned sense of humour, brilliant
A good laugh to start the day

you consistently turn out good songs, Rob

good fun

Alyn

Nice fun one - again

As the others said a good fun song well sung - enjoyable.

Hello Icelander. Thanks for listening.
Rob

Good one Bob! Enjoyed the humour and can relate to the lyrics.
Like the chords too. Cheers.

Cute song. Nice, clear production across the board.

Charlie

Very clever and of course very well done.

Later,

This is really a kick!! I guess we're all getting up there. Arrangement and melody were perfect for the comedic effect. Loved the photo on Soundcloud. Well done! Take care. Greg

Laugh out loud funny and clever! You've
got these bluegrass productions down
Rob. Often folks just throw some BG
tracks together and call it bluegrass but
you have a genuine feel for it.

Killer BGV stuff going on here. Janice has
joined in with them as we listen.

Cool write, vocals and production!!

J&B

Hi Rich. many thanks for listening.
Rob

Hello Charlie.
Loved your review on BB.
Thanks for your comments.
Rob

many thanks Danny C.
Rob

Hi Rob,
I really enjoyed this one !!

Nice groove and cute lyrics. Indeed an excellent choose of styles and instruments.

All the best,
Sergio.

What kind of a sick mind thinks up something like this. Seriously very funny! Another fine bluegrass production. It's strange the way baldness can skip a generation. My father and my son shared the condition but it hasn't gotten to me yet. I really enjoyed this one. Tom

Hello Rob

a great song, a witty theme for the song.

Fortunately it is not my case, for now...

Nice song and melody over chords.

Sergio.

Hey Greg. Thanks for the encouragement.
RoB

Thank you J and B.
When selecting a style these day I find it hard to pass bluegrass. Hope PG put out some more BG styles.
Thank for your continued support and kind words.
Rob

LOL! Now that was some pure toe tapping laugh out loud fun! When my brother lost his hair, he grew a beard down to his chest to take the focus off his head...God rest his soul. LOL!

Oops, almost forgot to mention those "oooo's" were a really cool touch in the arrangement too.

Hello Semar. Thank you.
Rob

Hello Tommy. Thanks for noticing my sick mind.
My father and younger brother have a full head of hair but I missed out some how.
Thank you for your sentiments.
Rob

I like to say "Business in the back, hope in the front."

great write!

Great write, enjoyed this knee slapper!

Hello Sergio. Glad you still have your hair.
Thanks for commenting. Rob

Rob,

This is entertainment plus (and then some)!!! You're a very creative songwriter!

Totally enjoyed it.

All the best,
Noel

G'day Josie. Thanks again for your kind comments.
Rob

Hi Gruverider.
Thanks for listening and commenting sir.
Rob

Hello 44kfl. thanks for listening.
Rob

Rob,

You have got to be kidding! Where do you get this stuff?

This is hilarious! (And very well done, as usual)

Hey mate. Tanks for your comment.
Rob

Completely hilarious treatment of a serious topic. Great singing and harmonies Rob. Deserves a sequel: Sample lyrics

A Transplant's What I Got,
But my Friends all say Let's Play ...
Connect the Dots!

Dean

A sequel? You got me thinking and thanks for the sample lyrics.
Thanks for listening.
Rob