Our Papas were the Rolling Stones - 04/23/16 02:24 AM
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones
This is the Story of "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" and their stellar rise to Fame!
Hold on Hugh Jiddyuts, that sounds too cheerful and this here is a Sad song.
There that's much better. It's sad because we never knew our real Dads , only stories
from our drunken Mama. There are a Million stories in the Naked City,
lucky for Y'all this here ain't the Nekid City, why even seein me in shorts would make you cringe!!
Here we go….
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, nobody knew exactly which ones
and when they left, Mama never got the number of their phones.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, Mama always hoped Keith wasn't one
cause when they left, none of them ever did phone
Poor Mama……
She was known as a Super Groupie back then
She would only date you if you was in a so called, "Super Group"
And man you know, That ain't Right!!….
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, nobody knew exactly which ones
and when they left, Mama never got the number of their phones.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, Mama always hoped Keith wasn't one
cause when they left, none of them ever did phone
Poor Mama……
She had only learned a week ago, from JurassicRock.com that our DNA
Exactly matched one of them, but they wanted $500,000 dollars to reveal who it was
That ain't Right!!….(Backup Sanger)
Mama was only $12 and 99 cents short, but she just gave up on and married a Trucker,
who looked just like one of them, but it wasn't Mick or Keith...
So No One Ever Knew their Name.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, nobody knew exactly which ones
and when they left, Mama never got the number of their phones.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, Mama always hoped Keith wasn't one
cause when they left, none of them ever did phone
This is the Story of "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" and their stellar rise to Fame!
Hold on Hugh Jiddyuts, that sounds too cheerful and this here is a Sad song.
There that's much better. It's sad because we never knew our real Dads , only stories
from our drunken Mama. There are a Million stories in the Naked City,
lucky for Y'all this here ain't the Nekid City, why even seein me in shorts would make you cringe!!
Here we go….
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, nobody knew exactly which ones
and when they left, Mama never got the number of their phones.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, Mama always hoped Keith wasn't one
cause when they left, none of them ever did phone
Poor Mama……
She was known as a Super Groupie back then
She would only date you if you was in a so called, "Super Group"
And man you know, That ain't Right!!….
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, nobody knew exactly which ones
and when they left, Mama never got the number of their phones.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, Mama always hoped Keith wasn't one
cause when they left, none of them ever did phone
Poor Mama……
She had only learned a week ago, from JurassicRock.com that our DNA
Exactly matched one of them, but they wanted $500,000 dollars to reveal who it was
That ain't Right!!….(Backup Sanger)
Mama was only $12 and 99 cents short, but she just gave up on and married a Trucker,
who looked just like one of them, but it wasn't Mick or Keith...
So No One Ever Knew their Name.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, nobody knew exactly which ones
and when they left, Mama never got the number of their phones.
Our Papas were the Rolling Stones, Mama always hoped Keith wasn't one
cause when they left, none of them ever did phone
