Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" - 04/25/16 09:56 PM
Yestermay
We're a doin a song kinda like the band "The Be Dulls" did,
but Bluegrass Style!
This is anuther one of the songs of "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" on their stellar rise to Fame!
Well Y'all gonna wonder who the heck Ol Whosa Hugh Jiddyut,
is a meaning when we sing this here next song he wrote while contemplating,
his a belly button er a knot. I didn't understand either at first, not about the naval thang,
So I said "Whosa Hugh Jiddyut…..what the heck didja mean by that phrase,
"Yestermay? And He said no wonder Mama named you A. Hugh Jiddyut!!!!
You've heard bout some furrin band called the Be Dulls?
Well their song was about Yesterday and mine is about Yestermay,
which would be May of last year! I was gonna try and correct him,
but he out weighs me by 400 pounds……so that puts him weighin in at……….
uh……hold on lemme do the math…..uh… Issa Hugh Jiddyut what did that Truck Weigh In say?
He said 1200 pounds, but I think the scales were runnin a little light.
So rather than fight him for it, in a Hugh Jiddyut style match, a pie eaten contest.
We just let him have the win, he usually wins those anyway, here we go
Yestermay, a double belly seemed so far away
can't even see it now anyway.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Yestermay, Frisbee wuz such a super game
Now Playing it, I look so lame
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Where'd my, hair go, I don't know , it wouldn't stay
Did my, Teeth leave then? That was when?
In Yesturmay.
Yestermay, I could eat beans and a fart some flames
The FCC says I'm now melting planes
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Yestermay, my nose hair never even clogged a drain
paying a plumber is such a pain
wish I'd go back to Yesturmay.
Yestermay, I could drank a whole case of beer.
been 48 just getting here
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Where'd my, hair go, I don't know , it wouldn't say
Did my, Teeth leave then? That wuz when?
in Yestermay.
Yesturmay, a double belly seemed so fer away
can't even see it now anyway.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Or at least a couple years further if I could
We're a doin a song kinda like the band "The Be Dulls" did,
but Bluegrass Style!
This is anuther one of the songs of "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" on their stellar rise to Fame!
Well Y'all gonna wonder who the heck Ol Whosa Hugh Jiddyut,
is a meaning when we sing this here next song he wrote while contemplating,
his a belly button er a knot. I didn't understand either at first, not about the naval thang,
So I said "Whosa Hugh Jiddyut…..what the heck didja mean by that phrase,
"Yestermay? And He said no wonder Mama named you A. Hugh Jiddyut!!!!
You've heard bout some furrin band called the Be Dulls?
Well their song was about Yesterday and mine is about Yestermay,
which would be May of last year! I was gonna try and correct him,
but he out weighs me by 400 pounds……so that puts him weighin in at……….
uh……hold on lemme do the math…..uh… Issa Hugh Jiddyut what did that Truck Weigh In say?
He said 1200 pounds, but I think the scales were runnin a little light.
So rather than fight him for it, in a Hugh Jiddyut style match, a pie eaten contest.
We just let him have the win, he usually wins those anyway, here we go
Yestermay, a double belly seemed so far away
can't even see it now anyway.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Yestermay, Frisbee wuz such a super game
Now Playing it, I look so lame
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Where'd my, hair go, I don't know , it wouldn't stay
Did my, Teeth leave then? That was when?
In Yesturmay.
Yestermay, I could eat beans and a fart some flames
The FCC says I'm now melting planes
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Yestermay, my nose hair never even clogged a drain
paying a plumber is such a pain
wish I'd go back to Yesturmay.
Yestermay, I could drank a whole case of beer.
been 48 just getting here
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Where'd my, hair go, I don't know , it wouldn't say
Did my, Teeth leave then? That wuz when?
in Yestermay.
Yesturmay, a double belly seemed so fer away
can't even see it now anyway.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.
Or at least a couple years further if I could
