When a Man Loves it Buttered - 07/16/17 06:20 PM
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Well I hate to toot my own horn
Not that horn dumbass!!!
No I'm talkin bout the award show last night,
I won world's bigglyest Blewgrass Musician!!!!!
Yeah, I tipped the scales, at a little over 650 pounds,
And the song they was a playing,
while I was being carried up to the stage,
no Disrespect to yall fork lift drivers,
but butterin up my feet, didn't buhxactlly help!
When a man loves it buttered,
smeared on everthang,
or just a biskit, with some jam.
Tater Tots, with some cheese
swimming lazy in butter
only way to a man.
When a man wants possum,
change his mind fer nothing else.
Put a stick of butter in the pan.
Near anythang will be,
pert near perfect.
Even coming from a can.
When a man loves it buttered,
keep 10 pounds of it near.
And try to hide all what choo got,
Cuz after all he'll find it there.
When a man loves it buttered,
ain't nothing else will do.
Serve margarine ya better leave,
He'll try to find it
tear the whole fridge apart.
I know it's hard to believe.
When a man loves it buttered,
even on cold pizza crust. mmmm mmm butter
Even I did that way back when.
If he's feelin kinda pewknee
smear it on a taco quick
Give it to him with a grin.
When a man loves it buttered,
better keep it in stocked.
And try to hide them butter cookies,
or keep them cabuhnits a locked.
When a man loves it buttered,
try to keep it off the hog.
He might just eat it yes mam.
When a man done smells it,
better pull your fingers back.
if you lose them all don't blame the man.
Well I hate to toot my own horn
Not that horn dumbass!!!
No I'm talkin bout the award show last night,
I won world's bigglyest Blewgrass Musician!!!!!
Yeah, I tipped the scales, at a little over 650 pounds,
And the song they was a playing,
while I was being carried up to the stage,
no Disrespect to yall fork lift drivers,
but butterin up my feet, didn't buhxactlly help!
When a man loves it buttered,
smeared on everthang,
or just a biskit, with some jam.
Tater Tots, with some cheese
swimming lazy in butter
only way to a man.
When a man wants possum,
change his mind fer nothing else.
Put a stick of butter in the pan.
Near anythang will be,
pert near perfect.
Even coming from a can.
When a man loves it buttered,
keep 10 pounds of it near.
And try to hide all what choo got,
Cuz after all he'll find it there.
When a man loves it buttered,
ain't nothing else will do.
Serve margarine ya better leave,
He'll try to find it
tear the whole fridge apart.
I know it's hard to believe.
When a man loves it buttered,
even on cold pizza crust. mmmm mmm butter
Even I did that way back when.
If he's feelin kinda pewknee
smear it on a taco quick
Give it to him with a grin.
When a man loves it buttered,
better keep it in stocked.
And try to hide them butter cookies,
or keep them cabuhnits a locked.
When a man loves it buttered,
try to keep it off the hog.
He might just eat it yes mam.
When a man done smells it,
better pull your fingers back.
if you lose them all don't blame the man.
