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Posted By: Tommyc Chepass Weed - 08/12/17 07:22 PM
Billy Braddy on Steel Guitar

Chepass Weed

crazy

One of the worst thangs that kin happened to you is a
runnin outta weed, that and only being able to afford
Chepass Weed! Pressed so tight you don't dare clean it
without Safety Glasses! And 5 Chocolate bars!

I know that you can see, an ounce of weed ain't free!
So cheap is better than, none uhtall I'm sayin man.
So if you're gonna go, pick me up some bro.
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

You'll cough your brains plumb out, but it will cure the gout.
You'll never find your key, it's in your hand dummy.
Hope you remember when, you're scoring more my friend.
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

12 shades of red my eyes, they done got twice the size,
Mouth much dryer than, Sahara desert sand.
We gettin low on dip, so if you feelin it
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

And if there's any doubt, marshmallow dip is out
pizza is gettin low, and if you wanna know.
Cheetoes left days ago, orange stain just won't go
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!

And since you're gettin weed, 4 packs we will need,
them orange J.O.B.'s, is good enough fer me.
And don'tchew never nag, Cain't afford all ZigZag,
Ain't got a lot of dough, dang sure could use some more.
But Only…….. Chepass Weed!
Posted By: Greg Johnson Re: Chepass Weed - 08/22/17 01:10 PM
Another Tommy C instant classic!! Chepass Weed Indeed! I did not recognize the original melody on this one. Lots of laughs!! Take care. Greg
Posted By: Scott C Re: Chepass Weed - 08/22/17 10:34 PM
Well done Tommy. Love what you did with backtrack
Posted By: Rob4580 Re: Chepass Weed - 08/23/17 04:58 AM
Originally Posted By: Greg Johnson
Another Tommy C instant classic!! Chepass Weed Indeed! I did not recognize the original melody on this one. Lots of laughs!! Take care. Greg


Yes I agree.
Rob
Posted By: Buford Re: Chepass Weed - 08/23/17 11:31 AM
Your usual excellent job. I'm still laughin'.
Later tater, cool
Bob

Posted By: Pat Marr Re: Chepass Weed - 08/23/17 11:43 AM
hahahahahaa!

I envy your productivity, Tommy! I'm still working on ideas I had 8 years ago, and you can create something new every day! And they're all so good! Where do you get all your ideas?
Posted By: Tommyc Re: Chepass Weed - 08/24/17 08:44 AM
Thanks Greg! Only Make Believe by Conway Twitty!
Posted By: Tommyc Re: Chepass Weed - 08/24/17 08:45 AM
Thanks Scott! Just having fun!
Posted By: Tommyc Re: Chepass Weed - 08/24/17 08:48 AM
Thanks Rob! Make Believe by Conway Twitty!
Posted By: Tommyc Re: Chepass Weed - 08/24/17 08:52 AM
Posted By: Tommyc Re: Chepass Weed - 08/24/17 09:00 AM
Thanks Pat! IDK
Posted By: Al-David Re: Chepass Weed - 08/25/17 10:00 AM
Always some fun in store when I click onto one of your tracks. Funny as heck and very creative! Your a music machine!

Alan
Posted By: floyd jane Re: Chepass Weed - 08/25/17 06:21 PM
HA!

Clever.

Always thought that was a tough song to sing (... Only Make Believe) - you done good...

fj
Posted By: Tommyc Re: Chepass Weed - 08/25/17 10:34 PM
Thanks Kiddos! Fun is what I love! A crazy Big Jiggly Music Machine!
Posted By: Tommyc Re: Chepass Weed - 08/25/17 10:37 PM
Thanks Floyd! It was very hard to sing-ish for me! Have you got any idea how much was consumed just to make a single verse? Like $12.96 worth! But it was 12 oz! LOL!!! I grew up in the 60's so that was a flashback! LOL
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