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Song for Everyone

By David Snyder and Tater Totts

A Special 2017 Christmas Band-in-A-Box Commercial Advertisement and Promotion

On How to Please Anyone, Anywhere at Any Time

Intro:

Hey there, this is Tater Totts
And they tell me you can’t please everybody in this world
but I don’t think that is true anymore
Because I got myself Band in a Box
And I feel sure I can please just about anybody I want to
and here’s how I do it

V1

Girl, I know you think I’m the worst man
That you ever seen
But by time Christmas is over, I’m gonna be your dream

V2

Cause girl I’m gonna give you all kinds of Christmas bling
And girl you know I’m gonna let you hold my…
Let you hold my ring
Girl, I’m gonna give you all kinds of country hip hop
Christmas bling

Ch:

Cause I got more love, more love and soul
In the world than anyone
And girl, I’m gonna sing my
Song for Everyone

V3

Yeah girl you know I’ll be singing my song for everyone
You know I will
Gonna give you all kinds of Christmas bling
With some zing zing
And some ding a ling
And girl you might think I’m the worst thing that you’ve ever seen
But by time Christmas is over
You’re gonna dig my scene

Ch

Cause I got more love
Than anyone under the sun
And I’m gonna be singing
Gonna be singing my Song for Everyone!!

More unintelligible gibberish...hard to transcribe

To sound this great, please call Band in a Box Sales: 800-268-6272 and mention David Snyder and Tater Totts as often as you can.

This is in no way connected to any under-handed and self aggrandizing effort to get more Christmas credit for Band in a Box. This is straight up legit.

Featuring: Tater Totts, L’il Kid Snoopy, Bootay, Jason Aldoon, and a guest appearance by David Snyder

Real Tracks in Song: Every Real Track Available in the Real Band Ultra Pak Country Hip Hop Party Pak

Produced by: No One Stepping Up
copyright 2017 by David Snyder
Well, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Tater Totts is THE MAN!!!

Very good, David smile
Well done, juggling styles and vocals talents and microphones and microbs...

lol!
Ha ha! This is awesome David. You got me giggling.
A style for everyone! Quite the undertaking -trying to please anyone at anytime. Very enjoyable, Merry Christmas to you and yours David, Tom
Merry Christmas David to you and your family and so glad Tater Totts dropped in and shared this very cool Christmas tune.
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Thanks Dave! Ho ho ho and Merry Christmas!!

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Thanks Gruverider!

Glad I could make you laugh.

Merry Christmas!

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--Tater Totts

Oh Good! I got Joanne laughing! My year has been successful!

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Glad you liked it. Merry Christmas and keep up the great work in 2018 Joanne!
David (I mean Tater), I would expect nothing less nutty from you!! Thanks for the laugh!!! And Merry Xmas! Take care. Greg
You are one funny man...and if anybody ever had a reason to doubt that then listen to this!

Thanks for the laugh over the late morning coffee.

J&B
So funny!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Great.
Genius!

Man, I want some of those sweet credits, too!

With apologies to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas", which this (loosely) parodies:

"Credit For Christmas"

[Spoken over music]
This Christmas I asked Saint Nick, please
For my present would you get me
The latest Band in a Box 2018
The greatest version that there's ever been
RealTracks™ with Ooohs and Aaaahs
Bring that for me, Santa Claus

[Sung]
But then I saw this post by David Snyder
An ASCAP member, a real songwriter
He wrote a song as Tater Totts
And even floyd jane said he liked it lots

[Chorus]
David's getting credit for Christmas
'Cause he wrote a Holiday song
A song for the season
A time when we are freezing
And that biblical scholars say
We got all wrong
Yes, David's getting credit for Christmas
'cause he wrote a Holiday song

[Verse]
Now, David's song was clever
That's certainly a fact
He sung it and produced it
Using fourteen Real Tracks
But where are the children
And the ringing of the bells?
Tugging on people's heartstrings
Is the stuff that really sells

Sing it, kids!

(Kids sing half-heartedly)
La, la, la,
La, la, la
Daddy wants a free version
Of Band in a Box

[Chorus]
So I'm getting credit for Christmas
'Cause I wrote this Holiday tune
A song that's a copy
And really rather sloppy
Something that I cranked out
In half an afternoon
Yes, I'm getting credit for Christmas
'Cause I wrote a Holiday song

[Bridge, slowly and dramatically]
Now, some might be accusin'
That there could be some confusin'
Because David and I share the same first name
Saying I might get some votes
Riding the tails of his coat
But that's OK
I've got no sense of shame

Once again, kids!

(Sullen kids, more spoken than sung)
La, la, la,
La, la, la,
Daddy's too cheap to buy us gifts.

[Chorus]
So give me some credit for Christmas
'Cause I wrote this Holiday song
A song that's a rip-off
And what was the tip-off?
I'm surprised that you listened to it
For this long
Yes, give me some credit for Christmas
'Cause I ripped off David Snyder's Holiday song
Hi David.

You're crazy.

Thank goodness.

Reminds me a bit of early Stan Freeberg.

Cheers.
Hey Tater,

This will even please the "tots" listening out here! You beyond funny! And I think PG Music will be very happy with the last minute or so - but it's all true!

Just brought Di home from the hospital yesterday and this was a great way to help cheer me up. Thanks!

Merry Christmas & God Bless.

Alan
Thanks Tommy! Glad it made you laugh! Happy Holidays man!!!
Thanks Scott!

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You know it man!!

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Happy Holidays!
Greg, I am glad it made you laugh man!

Merry Christmas!!

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Funny???


Man, guys I was trying to write a serious song.

You thought it was....a joke?

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thanks Belladonna!

Glad it made you laugh!!
Mr. David Cuny,

I just broke into David Snyder's computer to tell you that this is probably the most fantastic set of genius lyrics I have ever read since I wrote a song for Willie Nelson called the Life and Times of Tater Totts.

It is clear now why they call you a genius on this forum.

Man, you know greatness when you see it, and you're not afraid to steal it.

As soon as I get back from Nashville I am writing an album in your honor.

You are one of the great ones sir.

Happy Holidays.

--Tater Totts
Originally Posted By: David Snyder
I just broke into David Snyder's computer to tell you that this is probably the most fantastic set of genius lyrics I have ever read since I wrote a song for Willie Nelson called the Life and Times of Tater Totts.

My hat's off to anyone who would perform a federal offense just to compliment a man.

Doubly proud because it's me you're calling a thief. laugh


Originally Posted By: David Snyder
As soon as I get back form Nashville I am writing an album in your honor.

And once it hits the record stores, I promise you'll find my plagiarized sound-alike in the dumpster bargain bin next to yours, basking in our greatness.

Merry Christmas, fine sir!
Great fun song, thanks guys

Thanks such much Alan and please give my best to Di. Praying for you guys a lot in this season,

Let's talk soon.

God Bless man.
Merry Christmas David!!!
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Hello, David

It seems that you are really doing a bargain sale and performing at the shop.
You always strike on really fun things.
I always admire it.
Enjoyed my listen a lot.

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!

Best regards.

Shigeki Adachi
First... we had to look up what Tater Totts really are.
And yes, now we know what they are.... you really sound like one!
Great song David!

Rob and Anne-Marie
Thanks Furry!

Merry Christmas!

Thanks Rob and Anne-Marie! Nice picture of you two!

I am glad you liked the Tater Tots. I think you will enjoy them covered in frutengesplachennachengevorstenheitgetruben.

On a similar note, I gained 150 pounds on my last tour of the Netherlands.

I got addicted to Bitterballen, Stroopwafel, Kibbeling and Oliebollen. When I learned that meant "little oily balls" I stopped eating them, but it was too late. The damage had been done.

I have gone back to the Tater Tots. Much Safer.

Merry Christmas!!!

--Tater Totts
Thanks Rich!!!

I am glad you liked it!

Merry Christmas!

Thanks Jon,

Merry Christmas!
Hey man, where's my beloved polka? Just kidding! David, you liven up things around here and that's what we love about you! Looking forward to all the great material that you're going to bring us in 2018! Thanks, Torrey
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