If we can all just say a silent prayer, for the splendor, the majesty, the gripping authenticity of this year's VMAs. I wipe a tear away, and clutch my heart, in proper, unfathomable public adulation. Machine Gun Kelly, Madonna, Kourtney....Lil Nas...and future baby daddies. Also, the art of appearing in the nude, or almost.

We live in the classiest country on earth, in the classiest of all classy ages.

Try to imagine a world more dignified. I know, you can't. Don't even try.

Please, if we can all get into a mode of worship and not crack any jokes, I would appreciate that. Also, no sarcasm or [*****] for tat. [Why did that get censored??? It's an age-old expression. Mark Zuckerberg, is that you???]

Anyway, close your eyes, and just...adore.

Thank you!!

Now, NO JOKES!!!!!!!

There's a music board somewhere running software that is VERY sensitive about possible anatomic references. If you try to mention Herbie Hancock, it will come out as "Herbie Han****"

Oh that does it!!

Mark you made a joke!! You expressed your individuality!! You hater!! You made it all about YOU!!!

How DARE YOU!!!

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.......!!!!!!!

Oh....oh....oh....no.........

God, you actually went and did it. This is your anti-Imagine thread.

So much to learn about customs and etiquette here!

I don't know Karate, but I do know crazy.

--James Brown

(My spirit guide)

29th, January 2022.