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#347323 - 04/25/16 05:56 PM [User Showcase] Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue"
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Yestermay

We're a doin a song kinda like the band "The Be Dulls" did,
but Bluegrass Style!
This is anuther one of the songs of "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" on their stellar rise to Fame!

Well Y'all gonna wonder who the heck Ol Whosa Hugh Jiddyut,
is a meaning when we sing this here next song he wrote while contemplating,
his a belly button er a knot. I didn't understand either at first, not about the naval thang,
So I said "Whosa Hugh Jiddyut…..what the heck didja mean by that phrase,
"Yestermay? And He said no wonder Mama named you A. Hugh Jiddyut!!!!
You've heard bout some furrin band called the Be Dulls?
Well their song was about Yesterday and mine is about Yestermay,
which would be May of last year! I was gonna try and correct him,
but he out weighs me by 400 pounds……so that puts him weighin in at……….
uh……hold on lemme do the math…..uh… Issa Hugh Jiddyut what did that Truck Weigh In say?
He said 1200 pounds, but I think the scales were runnin a little light.
So rather than fight him for it, in a Hugh Jiddyut style match, a pie eaten contest.
We just let him have the win, he usually wins those anyway, here we go

Yestermay, a double belly seemed so far away
can't even see it now anyway.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.

Yestermay, Frisbee wuz such a super game
Now Playing it, I look so lame
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.

Where'd my, hair go, I don't know , it wouldn't stay
Did my, Teeth leave then? That was when?
In Yesturmay.

Yestermay, I could eat beans and a fart some flames
The FCC says I'm now melting planes
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.

Yestermay, my nose hair never even clogged a drain
paying a plumber is such a pain
wish I'd go back to Yesturmay.

Yestermay, I could drank a whole case of beer.
been 48 just getting here
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.

Where'd my, hair go, I don't know , it wouldn't say
Did my, Teeth leave then? That wuz when?
in Yestermay.

Yesturmay, a double belly seemed so fer away
can't even see it now anyway.
wish I'd go back to Yestermay.

wish I'd go back to Yestermay.

Or at least a couple years further if I could

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#347423 - 04/26/16 12:58 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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Funny stuff and a really nice production. Enjoyed this a lot.
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#347425 - 04/26/16 01:03 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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"Yestermay" the word is funny enough by itself. Throw in the entire write
and y'all got a real hoot going.

Laugh out loud funny!

"melting some planes..." You got some weird things running around
in your head smile

Video soon?

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#347427 - 04/26/16 01:12 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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The FCC is about radio .... The FAA is about aviation.... but who cares?


FUnny stuff..... especially to a liquored-up crowd.... and I've played a few places where they would have taken it personally.
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#347437 - 04/26/16 02:24 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Janice & Bud]
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Thank Ye!!!!!! smile

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#347438 - 04/26/16 02:27 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Guitarhacker]
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"The Be Dulls, wuz itentual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol Don't shoot I's just "A" Hugh Jiddyut!!!

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#347441 - 04/26/16 02:30 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Charlie Fogle]
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Thanks Charlie, I yoose ta bea alh sirus az heckfur, bhut I'likes mee suym hoomerish thanges nau!

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#347501 - 04/27/16 04:54 AM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7stdWXnBk

It takes a lot of talent to be that bad.
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#347510 - 04/27/16 05:31 AM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Great mix.)

How'd you get the straps on that jacket undone????
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#347569 - 04/27/16 02:41 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Guitarhacker]
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Lester "Roadhog" Moran & The Cadillac Cowboys! Yee Haw!

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#347570 - 04/27/16 02:44 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: floyd jane]
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Velcro!!!!! LOL?

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#347679 - 04/28/16 03:20 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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Funny!!!
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#347720 - 04/28/16 08:23 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: David Snyder]
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Thank You David....... and Pat Marr > Dr. Frankenstein!

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#347962 - 04/30/16 11:23 AM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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very funny

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#348140 - 05/02/16 08:25 AM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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You are the clear winner as the forum comedian!! This is a real kick Tommy! Thanks again Pat Marr! Take care. Greg

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#348155 - 05/02/16 09:33 AM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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Pretty funny stuff.
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#348159 - 05/02/16 10:24 AM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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Wow, Tommy!

You just keep pouring gas on the crazy fire! I just got back from Merlefest, and the stuff you're doing would be a hugh jahit at a music festival!

I've said it before, but I'm sure you're gonna keep hearing it.... if you aren't gigging, you need to have your hugh jass kicked. ;-)

The monologue before the song started is exactly what all of the acts at festivals do... and a lot of times its just nonsense, so there's no requirement to say sane stuff!

I'm really enjoying your songs... keep em coming!

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#348196 - 05/02/16 03:24 PM [User Showcase] Re: Yestermay, by "The Hugh Jiddyut Quartet and Discount Liquor Store Revue" [Re: Tommyc]
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Thanks Eric, Greg, Carolyne and Pat! Just got my enterweb wurkin uhgin, been gone cents fry-day!

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