Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread
Print Thread
Go To
User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Veteran
OP Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Everybody has been so busy working on the BEST submission for the Xtra Styles Contest that they forgot the most important goal: writing the WORST submission.

https://soundcloud.com/david-snyder-gigs2/aint-giving-up

I humbly submit that this is it: the worst song submission for the Song Contest, period.

This is all Floyd's fault. This is what happens when I can't get a hold of him and I have to write a song all by myself.

Ain’t Giving Up
By David Snyder

Genre: COUNTRY/HORRIBLE

Voted World's Worst Song--Country Music Fans International

V1

I saw you standing there
With your solo cup
You punched me in the face
Then I threw up
You said I hate to see you dressed that way
You’re a fake cowboy now go away
I said girl come and see my new Dodge truck
You used some kick boxing girl kicked me in the guts
I asked you if I am might try my luck
You pulled out a gun and said hey what’s up
You said hey what’s up

Pre Chorus

And girl it’s plain to see
What I got going on for me

CH

Yeah you might hate my guts
But I ain’t giving up
Cause I write country, yeah I write country
And when we cross that Florida Georgia line
I’ll lay it on the line and make you mine
I might be a fool but I’ll die trying
Until you love me
Until you love me
And you stop hitting me, punching me
Shootin’ me, ah girl

V2

Well I went down onto Music Row
Everybody tellin’ me where to go
Well I’ve already been to a place called Hell
It’s New York City don’t like the smell
Rather sit right here with my moonshine
One of these days gonna make you mine
Like Miley said it’s all about the climb
Even if you’re out of your mind
I can twerk myself and even get nude
But girl I don’t need to get that rude

PreChorus

Some day you’re gonna see
What I got going on for me

CH

Yeah you might hate my guts
But I ain’t giving up
Cause I write country, yeah I write country
And when we cross that Florida Georgia line
I’ll lay it on the line and make you mine
I might be a fool but I’ll die trying
Until you love me
Until you love me
And you stop hitting me, punching me
Shootin’ me, ah girl
Cause I write Country

All Music and lyrics by David Snyder 2016

Title: Ain’t Givin Up
Key=G , Tempo 90, Length (m:s)=2:50
Style is _BUBBLES.STY (Bubbles Modern Country Pop)

RealTracks in style: ~1636:Bass, Electric, JazzFunkBreezy Ev16 075
RealTracks in style: 2540:Pedal Steel, Background ModernCountryDreamy16ths Ev16 075
RealTracks in style: 1830:Guitar, Electric, Rhythm PopModernGrooveBrightDist Ev16 075
RealTracks in style: 1828:Guitar, Acoustic, Rhythm PopModernGroove Ev16 075
RealTracks in style: 1832:Guitar, Electric, Rhythm PopModernGrooveChorusHeld Ev16 075
RealDrums in style: RockNorthern^4-a:Snare, Loose HiHat , b:Snare, Ride

*******************

User Showcase
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 8,542
C
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
C
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 8,542
Sorry David, I locked that spot up long ago. This one might not be good enough for next to last, it's actually kind of good.

Enjoyed my listen.


Charlie


BIAB 2025:RB 2025, Latest builds: Dell Optiplex 7040 Desktop; Windows-10-64 bit, Intel Core i7-6700 3.4GHz CPU and 16 GB Ram Memory.
User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,590
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,590
LOL! Nice job David... smile

Bob

User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 12,246
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 12,246
HAHAHAHAHAHA


"And you stop hitting me, punching me
Shootin’ me, ah girl
Cause I write Country"


HAHHAAHAHAHAHA

You off your meds again, boy?

You need your own reality show.

User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 14,955
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 14,955
You removed David Allen Coe from the throne!

That was fun!

J&B


Our albums and singles are on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube Music, Pandora and more.
If interested search on Janice Merritt. Thanks!
Our Videos are here on our website.
User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Veteran
OP Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Charlie, will we have to fight for worst song? This may be a new one in Nashville.

Or maybe not.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

smile

User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Veteran
OP Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Thanks Bob!!

smile

User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Veteran
OP Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206

Floyd,

Man, I forgot where I put 'em. But, the real problem was, I couldn't find ya, and I was scaired..I had to write this country song all by myself and I didn't know what to do!

Where did ya go man!!!!

smile

User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Veteran
OP Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
As in, if that ain't country you can...........

smile

User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 7,822
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 7,822
Excellent job David. Very creative lyric. Loved it !!!


Scott Collingwood
https://soundcloud.com/scottt709
https://soundcloud.com/spiritlevel-ca
https://www.youtube.com/@SpiritLevel-ge3hm/
User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,590
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,590
Had to kick this back up to the top... Everyone needs to hear this. LOL! laugh

Bob

User Showcase
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 4,052
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
Joined: May 2014
Posts: 4,052
I was just about to use this style shocked
But this is actually not bad at all, kinda reminds me of Tom Petty, which is a good thing!

Rob


We are Rob Meulman and Anne-Marie Bovenkamp from The Netherlands.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1gsdNLE7_Gy8qavoOplQow/videos
http://rnam.net/


User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206
Veteran
OP Offline
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 8,206

You mean Tom Wilbury? From the Travelin' Wilburys??

I don't know who these guys are but they are pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEJOekbg2lE

Funniest thing about this is that Bruce kinda built his whole career on Bob's playbook, then Bob spoofs Bruce, who was only trying to sound like Bob. Kind of like a parallel universe staring back at itself.

Anyway, does anyone think these guys have a shot?

User Showcase
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 5,083
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 5,083
And I ain't giving up cause I write country. LOL!

User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 7,030
G
Veteran
Offline
Veteran
G
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 7,030
I guess, even when you try to be bad, you can't David!! This is pretty cute. Enjoyed it! Take care. Greg

Previous Thread
Next Thread
Go To

Link Copied to Clipboard
ChatPG

Ask sales and support questions about Band-in-a-Box using natural language.

ChatPG's knowledge base includes the full Band-in-a-Box User Manual and sales information from the website.

PG Music News
Update your Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows® Today!

If you’ve already purchased Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows®, great news—a new update is now available! This update introduces a handy new feature: a vertical cursor in the Tracks window that shows the current location across all tracks, and more.

Discover everything included in this free update and download it now at https://www.pgmusic.com/support_windowsupdates.htm#1124

Video: Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows®: Boot Camp: The AI Lyrics Generator

With Band-in-a-Box 2025® for Windows®, we've introduced an exciting new feature: the AI Lyrics Generator! In this video, Tobin guides you step-by-step on how to make the most of this new tool.

Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows®: Boot Camp: The AI Lyrics Generator video.

Check out the forum post for more information.

Video: Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows®: Using VST3 Plugins

Band-in-a-Box 2025® for Windows® now includes support for VST3 plugins, bringing even more creative possibilities to your music production. Join Simon as he guides you through the process in this easy-to-follow demonstration!

Video: Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows®: Using VST3 Plugins

Join the conversation on our forum.

Video: Band-in-a-Box 2025 for Windows: Using The BB Stem Splitter!

In this video, Tobin provides a crash course on using the new BB Stem Splitter feature included in Band-in-a-Box 2025® for Windows®. During this process he also uses the Audio Chord Wizard (ACW) and the new Equalize Tempo feature.

Video: Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows®: Using the BB Stem Splitter

Check out the forum post for some optional Tips & Tricks!

Congrats to Misha (Rustyspoon)…downloaded/installed a full Audiophile 2025!

Breaking News!

We’re thrilled to announce that Rustyspoon has made PG history as the very first person to successfully complete the download and install of the full Band-in-a-Box 2025 Windows Audiophile Edition (with FLAC files)—a whopping 610GB of data!

A big shoutout to Rustyspoon for stepping up to be our test "elf!"

Thank you for your support, Rustyspoon!

Band-in-a-Box 2025 for Windows Videos

With the launch of Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows, we're adding new videos to our YouTube channel. We'll also share them here once they are published so you can easily find all the Band-in-a-Box® 2025 and new Add-on videos in one place!

Whether it's a summary of the new features, demonstrations of the 202 new RealTracks, new XPro Styles PAK 8, or Xtra Styles PAKs 18, information on the 2025 49-PAK, or detailed tutorials for other Band-in-a-Box® 2025 features, we have you covered!

Reference this forum post for One-Stop Shopping of our Band-in-a-Box® 2025 Videos - we will be updating this post as more videos are added!

Band-in-a-Box 2025 for Windows is Here!

Band-in-a-Box® 2025 for Windows is here, packed with major new features and an incredible collection of available new content! This includes 202 RealTracks (in Sets 449-467), plus 20 bonus Unreleased RealTracks in the 2025 49-PAK. There are new RealStyles, MIDI SuperTracks, Instrumental Studies, “Songs with Vocals” Artist Performance Sets, Playable RealTracks Set 4, two new sets of “RealDrums Stems,” XPro Styles PAK 8, Xtra Styles PAK 19, and more!

Special Offers
Upgrade to Band-in-a-Box® 2025 with savings of up to 50% on most upgrade packages during our special—available until December 31, 2024! Visit our Band-in-a-Box® packages page for all the purchase options available.

2025 Free Bonus PAK & 49-PAK Add-ons
We've packed our Free Bonus PAK & 49-PAK
with some incredible Add-ons! The Free Bonus PAK is automatically included with most Band-in-a-Box® for Windows 2025 packages, but for even more Add-ons (including 20 Unreleased RealTracks!) upgrade to the 2025 49-PAK for only $49. You can see the full lists of items in each package, and listen to demos here.

If you have any questions, feel free to connect with us directly—we’re here to help!

Forum Statistics
Forums66
Topics84,081
Posts765,352
Members39,282
Most Online25,754
Jan 24th, 2025
Newest Members
mamashila, tylersmith, billy roy, hmtiiister, Darlene Rodney
39,281 Registered Users
Top Posters(30 Days)
MarioD 191
jpettit 123
rsdean 102
Jim Fogle 101
Noel96 100
WaoBand 88
Today's Birthdays
Erik Gran, jordemar
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5