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#419887 - 06/30/17 06:50 AM [User Showcase] Craigslist Stalker now with wurds!
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Tommyc Offline
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smile crazy Craigslist Stalker Just having some fun with my BIAB! Happy Weekend Yall!

I met this girl on the internet
her picture's prudy as you can get
Decribes herself as sweet and a bit of a talker
Hope she's not the Craigslist Stalker again
Hope she's not another one of them
Oh not again, don't know if I can take it my friend

Another Craigslist Stalker is just what I need
the last one stole all my weed
Hope this one steal my cane and walker
Hope she's not the Craigslist Stalker again
Hope she's not another one of them
Oh not again, don't know if I can take it my friend

The last one slipped out the back door
took my wallet and a whole lot more
Even the dog left in my car
Hope he comes back soon where ever you are

I learned my lession teaching old dogs new tricks
No young thang gonna love no old hicks
You might even say I'm just an old gawker
Hope she's not the Craigslist Stalker…..again
Hope she's not another one of them
Oh not again, don't know if I can take it my friend

Well maybe I'll just take it! HA!!!!!


Edited by Tommyc (07/02/17 01:06 PM)
Edit Reason: adition of words

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#419901 - 06/30/17 07:45 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
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Super tune Tommy. Excellent vocal. Guitar was smokin
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#419916 - 06/30/17 09:15 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Scott C]
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Thanks Scott! Gotta love that band too!!!!

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#419927 - 06/30/17 09:54 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
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Your lyrics never fail to be entertaining and witty. I have to agree that the guitar is really fantastic. It almost sounds ... what's the word I'm looking for ... "smokey" in sound? It's pretty great.

Keep up the good work. And happy weekend!
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#419929 - 06/30/17 10:01 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Ember - PG Music]
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Thank You Ember! Yall got the real inspiration for all the songs I ever squirt out! It's all about the FUN!!!!!! Biab is more fun per dollar spent, than any software in history!

Hope Everyone at PG Music has a great weekend! smile

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#419946 - 06/30/17 11:29 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
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Originally Posted By: Tommyc
smile crazy Craigslist Stalker Just having some fun with my BIAB! Happy Weekend Yall!


Hi Tommyc, Nice work on this! Very funny title! Very fun lyrics too! Well done! smile Have a good weekend too!
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#419951 - 06/30/17 11:48 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Joe -PG Music]
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Thanks Joe! If Biab only had RealTracks for Stupidity, I would jump right in and take the plunge! Till then Please Keep Up the GREAT WORK at PG Music!!!!! Almost nothing in my life is as much fun as perfect music being shot out of a computer (at lightin speed), no intellejunce requrided!

LOVE My BIAB!!!!!

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#420144 - 07/02/17 07:57 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
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Hey Tommy! You've added another link to your long chain of funny and original songs... and of course, one more for me to animate when I have time (your throughput is a lot faster than mine will ever be)

One suggestion: you really ought to post your lyrics. The humor in your songs hinges on the message, and some of us old guys (who in past lives spent way too much time in front of powerful amps turned all the way up).. well... some of us have a harder time than others when it comes to differentiating syllables and understanding lyrics.

I think you should also make it a point to say that you played the guitar solos. The real tracks are made by professionals, and we get used to hearing great guitar work in BIAB productions. It may not occur to everyone that SOMETIMES the awesome guitar part is being played by one of our forum friends, and that is important information!

Good job on this song! You have a remarkable knack for zeroing in on common aspects of life and giving them a slight twist to make them funny yet still recognizable! And the combination of your guitar playing, your skill with BIAB, and your wicked sense of humor always adds up to something that makes me smile.

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#420146 - 07/02/17 08:09 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
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Tommy,

This is smokin'. Please print your lyrics.


Regards,



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#420178 - 07/02/17 12:32 PM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Pat Marr]
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Thanks Pat! My lyrics for this song got eat up by some virus! frown It even got the Walmart one too, but since I had sent you the txt of it, I got them from that message. I forget to post added stuff all the time, must be age, or the dog did it!

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#420179 - 07/02/17 12:34 PM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: 90 dB]
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Thanks Bob, my lyrics have left the building! Weird virus eatin them up! I may have a backup, I will check!

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#421078 - 07/09/17 09:29 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker now with wurds! [Re: Tommyc]
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Funny, funny stuff Tommy!! I get a kick out of your CRAZY humor. Keep 'em coming!! Take care. Greg

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#421092 - 07/09/17 10:51 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker now with wurds! [Re: Greg Johnson]
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Tommyc Offline
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Thanks Greg! Glad it makes you laugh! smile

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PG Music News
Notation Enhancements in Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows!

There are Notation Enhancements in the NEW Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows! These include:
•A new button in the Print Options dialog which lets you quickly print a "chords only" fake sheet. You can also access this from the right-click menu on the chord sheet.
•A new track type (Drums) is now available for The Melody and Soloist tracks.
•Clicking close to a stave line will put a note on the stave line instead of between stave lines. (Previously, you had to click extremely close to a stave line to insert a note on The line.)
•Double-clicking on the Standard mode Notation window (or on the time line in Editable or Staff Roll mode) plays the song from the current time location. Previously, it played the song from the beginning of the current bar.
•Holding down the [Ctrl] key and pressing the zoom in/out buttons results in finest possible incremental adjustment in size.
•In The Notation Windows Options dialog, The clefs split point asterisk indicates that C5* is middle C.
•Pressing The space bar plays the song from the current time location, not the current bar.
•The clefs split point can be set by the spin controls.
•The right-click menu in the Editable or Staff Roll mode Notation window has an option to change the current beat resolution. Previously, the only way to do this was to right-click on the time line.
•There's a keystroke entry notation mode - the 'N' mode, which lets you enter a melody entirely using keystrokes. The keystrokes are N to enter a note, up/down cursor to change its pitch, and left/right cursor to move the time line.
•You can now edit any track in the Event List Editor. When The dialog opens, it will show you the MIDI data in the current Notation track.
•You can quickly enter forced accidentals from the right-click menu.

We talk about these new features within our Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows®! New Features, RealTracks, and other content! video:
25:45 - New Features: Easy Entering of Notation with the 'N' Key
36:48 - Change Beat Resolution From the Right-Click Menu
37:15 - Easier Entry of Notes on Lines
37:42 - Asterisk to Indicate Middle C on & Spin Controls
37:53 - Force Accidental from the Right-Click Menu
38:01 - Edit Any Track in the Event List
38:09 - Keystroke Note Entry Mode 'N' for Faster Note Entry
38:28 - Print Chords Only Fake Sheet
38:32 - More Control of Notation Size

Rather read about it?
-Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows® Upgrade Manual
-New Feature Summary - Notation Enhancements

The New Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows SongPicker!

With Band-in-a-Box® 2019, the SongPicker has been redesigned!
-The completely redesigned window shows information for up to 50,000 songs.
-The song list build is much faster. Approximately 150 songs get added per second.
-A progress bar will appear if the song list build takes longer than 3 seconds.
-You can see the chord progression for the selected song in the list. You can copy and paste it to a text file.
-Many filters are available. You can filter the list by subfolders, genre, feel, time signature, style, songs with melody, soloist, lyrics, key signature, tempo range, and the year of file dates.
-You can search songs that have similar chord progressions and/or melody fragments.
-Hotkey! ss+enter opens the SongPicker, ss2+enter opens the Recently Played Songs, etc.

Learn more about the updates with our New Features Video - we've made it easy to find the section you'll need:
2:55 - New Feature: Redesigned SongPicker
21:58 - New Features: SongPicker Enhancements
41:10 - Now Over 10,600 Titles in SongPicker

You can also read all about the new SongPicker within our Online Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows® Upgrade Manual.

RealBand 2019 Online and PDF Manuals Available!

Visit our Online Manuals support page for access to the latest RealBand 2019 for Windows program manuals!

RealBand 2019 for Windows User's Guide: Online Manual | PDF Download
RealBand 2019 for Windows New Features Guide: Online Manual | PDF Download

RealBand 2019 is included in every purchase of Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows! We're having a SALE on Band-in-a-Box® 2019 Upgrade purchases until December 31, 2018 - save over 40% when you purchase your Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows Upgrade! Check out our Band-in-a-Box® packages page for all the purchase options available

Band-in-a-Box® 2019 Online and PDF Manuals Available!

Visit our Online Manuals support page for access to the latest Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows program manuals!

Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows User's Guide: Online Manual | PDF Download
Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows Upgrade Manual: Online Manual | PDF Download

Don't forget.... We're having a SALE on Band-in-a-Box® 2019 Upgrade purchases until December 31, 2018 - save over 40% when you purchase your Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows Upgrade! Check out our Band-in-a-Box® packages page for all the purchase options available

Band-in-a-Box® 2019 on a USB 3.0 Hard Drive - Speed Thrills!

We're excited to say that all Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows UltraPAK and UltraPAK+ orders now ship on a USB 3.0 hard drive!

What does this mean? Faster hard drive transfer rates will enhance the program operations (faster time to generate tracks, reduced audio artifacts) and offer faster transfer speeds (typically up to 3x faster)!

It's a great time to order your UltraPAK or UltraPAK+ Upgrade... they're ON SALE until December 31st!

Video: Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows® New Features!

Our "Band-in-a-Box® 2019 for Windows®! New Features, RealTracks, and other content!" video is now ready! Get to know all about the newest features in Band-in-a-Box® 2019: Click here to watch...

We have listed a table of contents for this video, you'll see it within the YouTube video description, or by visiting this forum post.

RealBand 2019 - A New Look!

Have you opened up your RealBand 2019 yet? You may notice that we've given it a fresh new look! In fact, there are now 3 different looks to RealBand.

See for yourself! Within the program, visit Options | Icon Set and choose from: Classic, Modern 1, or Modern 2.

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