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Very Stoopid is Ya We know just how you folks that follow us on our tour of all the Golden Corrals on North-Waisted Highway here in Dallas. Ok…. I know there's only one……... sometimes you just gotta reach for the stars, or in our case the Ham with Possum innerd gravy special, ever Toos-Dee night! We gonna break tree-dition and do a little 70's…… er was it 80's stuff. Very Stupid Is Ya, watchin that TV Very Stupid Is Ya That there ain't fer me Spent the day facebookin posted up some memes folks all think Yo Crazy of that I can believe! You cain't learnd, a thang, You'll never understand. We just suffer, Stupid is ya taday. "Two Words Jean Pool" Very Stupid Is Ye, hate to be uh-nass. Very Stoopid is Ya you big ol hunk-o-gas. This 13 year old tater done smater than you Cain't use yoo as a waiter, cuz yer dumber than glue When You believe anything, that it says on a meme We all suffer, Stupid is ya today. Very Stupid Is Ya, cain't work a plumber's friend Very Stupid Is Ya just hold the other end. Ma even claims that yoos found under a house You was so durn stoopid we thought ya was a mouse. My son was the 7th son of a 7th sun, When I found out Lula was preggerent, I yelled Sumbicts 7 times, and stayed drunk till 7 Sundays had passed. What do you have in that bag? And he say “chickens, why?” “If I guess how many chickens you got in that bag there, can i have one?” And he says: “If you guess how many chickens are in this bag, I’ll give you both of them!” (Didja Guess?) After his wedding May Belle whispers: “Please be gentle with me, I’m a virgin." He jumped up a cryin, grabs his pants, and rand homen tolded me. And I said, be okay, boy. If she wasn’t good enough for her family, then she ain’t goodenuff for ours neither." Well I guess he was pretty stoopid We was gonna name him Rock, but that name was already taken by some cele-brrr-tee guy. Thats why we named him "Stumpy", not cause he's short or nuthin it's just a name that fits his face. Dang Issa whachew smokin? Ewe Know!!! (Yood knowded he's fragiled up!)
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One Possum innerd gravy special to go please.
Another classic.
Very funny.
Rob
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Very Stoopid is Ya We know just how you folks that follow us on our tour of all the Golden Corrals on North-Waisted Highway here in Dallas. Ok…. I know there's only one……... sometimes you just gotta reach for the stars, or in our case the Ham with Possum innerd gravy special, ever Toos-Dee night! We gonna break tree-dition and do a little 70's…… er was it 80's stuff. Very Stupid Is Ya, watchin that TV Very Stupid Is Ya That there ain't fer me Spent the day facebookin posted up some memes folks all think Yo Crazy of that I can believe! You cain't learnd, a thang, You'll never understand. We just suffer, Stupid is ya taday. "Two Words Jean Pool" Very Stupid Is Ye, hate to be uh-nass. Very Stoopid is Ya you big ol hunk-o-gas. This 13 year old tater done smater than you Cain't use yoo as a waiter, cuz yer dumber than glue When You believe anything, that it says on a meme We all suffer, Stupid is ya today. Very Stupid Is Ya, cain't work a plumber's friend Very Stupid Is Ya just hold the other end. Ma even claims that yoos found under a house You was so durn stoopid we thought ya was a mouse. My son was the 7th son of a 7th sun, When I found out Lula was preggerent, I yelled Sumbicts 7 times, and stayed drunk till 7 Sundays had passed. What do you have in that bag? And he say “chickens, why?” “If I guess how many chickens you got in that bag there, can i have one?” And he says: “If you guess how many chickens are in this bag, I’ll give you both of them!” (Didja Guess?) After his wedding May Belle whispers: “Please be gentle with me, I’m a virgin." He jumped up a cryin, grabs his pants, and rand homen tolded me. And I said, be okay, boy. If she wasn’t good enough for her family, then she ain’t goodenuff for ours neither." Well I guess he was pretty stoopid We was gonna name him Rock, but that name was already taken by some cele-brrr-tee guy. Thats why we named him "Stumpy", not cause he's short or nuthin it's just a name that fits his face. Dang Issa whachew smokin? Ewe Know!!! (Yood knowded he's fragiled up!) Hello Tommyc, very funny and charming song! "two words jean pool" made me laugh! 
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Thanks Rob! I'm having too much fun with parodies! 
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LOL Jean Pool! I was gonna punch-in a vocal track flub when I blurted that out! What a keeper! LOL Thanks Joe! I really loved how seamless BIAB did the transition from even to swing, Genius Software! Last song that I did that on I had forgotten about it and did it cut and paste in multitrack. What a Great Long Time Running Feature!!!! I will never be able to thank PG enough for the 2017 version you gave me!
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Enjoyed it Tommy Very funny lyric
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Thanks Scott! I Love to Laugh!
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Ask sales and support questions about Band-in-a-Box using natural language.
ChatPG's knowledge base includes the full Band-in-a-Box User Manual and sales information from the website.
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Update Your PowerTracks Pro Audio 2024 Today!
The Newest RealBand 2024 Update is Here!
The newest RealBand 2024 Build 5 update is now available!
Download and install this to your RealBand 2024 for updated print options, streamlined loading and saving of .SGU & MGU (BB) files, and to add a number of program adjustments that address user-reported bugs and concerns.
This free update is available to all RealBand 2024 users. To learn more about this update and download it, head to www.pgmusic.com/support.realband.htm#20245
The Band-in-a-Box® Flash Drive Backup Option
Today (April 5) is National Flash Drive Day!
Did you know... not only can you download your Band-in-a-Box® Pro, MegaPAK, or PlusPAK purchase - you can also choose to add a flash drive backup copy with the installation files for only $15? It even comes with a Band-in-a-Box® keychain!
For the larger Band-in-a-Box® packages (UltraPAK, UltraPAK+, Audiophile Edition), the hard drive backup copy is available for only $25. This will include a preinstalled and ready to use program, along with your installation files.
Backup copies are offered during the checkout process on our website.
Already purchased your e-delivery version, and now you wish you had a backup copy? It's not too late! If your purchase was for the current version of Band-in-a-Box®, you can still reach out to our team directly to place your backup copy order!
Note: the Band-in-a-Box® keychain is only included with flash drive backup copies, and cannot be purchased separately.
Handy flash drive tip: Always try plugging in a USB device the wrong way first? If your flash drive (or other USB plug) doesn't have a symbol to indicate which way is up, look for the side with a seam on the metal connector (it only has a line across one side) - that's the side that either faces down or to the left, depending on your port placement.
Update your Band-in-a-Box® 2024 for Windows® Today!
Update your Band-in-a-Box® 2024 for Windows for free with build 1111!
With this update, there's more control when saving images from the Print Preview window, we've added defaults to the MultiPicker for sorting and font size, updated printing options, updated RealTracks and other content, and addressed user-reported issues with the StylePicker, MIDI Soloists, key signature changes, and more!
Learn more about this free update for Band-in-a-Box® 2024 for Windows at www.pgmusic.com/support_windowsupdates.htm#1111
Band-in-a-Box® 2024 Review: 4.75 out of 5 Stars!
If you're looking for a in-depth review of the newest Band-in-a-Box® 2024 for Windows version, you'll definitely find it with Sound-Guy's latest review, Band-in-a-Box® 2024 for Windows Review: Incredible new capabilities to experiment, compose, arrange and mix songs.
A few excerpts:
"The Tracks view is possibly the single most powerful addition in 2024 and opens up a new way to edit and generate accompaniments. Combined with the new MultiPicker Library Window, it makes BIAB nearly perfect as an 'intelligent' composer/arranger program."
"MIDI SuperTracks partial generation showing six variations – each time the section is generated it can be instantly auditioned, re-generated or backed out to a previous generation – and you can do this with any track type. This is MAJOR! This takes musical experimentation and honing an arrangement to a new level, and faster than ever."
"Band in a Box continues to be an expansive musical tool-set for both novice and experienced musicians to experiment, compose, arrange and mix songs, as well as an extensive educational resource. It is huge, with hundreds of functions, more than any one person is likely to ever use. Yet, so is any DAW that I have used. BIAB can do some things that no DAW does, and this year BIAB has more DAW-like functions than ever."
Convenient Ways to Listen to Band-in-a-Box® Songs Created by Program Users!
The User Showcase Forum is an excellent place to share your Band-in-a-Box® songs and listen to songs other program users are creating!
There are other places you can listen to these songs too! Visit our User Showcase page to sort by genre, artist (forum name), song title, and date - each listing will direct you to the forum post for that song.
If you'd rather listen to these songs in one place, head to our Band-in-a-Box® Radio, where you'll have the option to select the genre playlist for your listening pleasure. This page has SoundCloud built in, so it won't redirect you. We've also added the link to the Artists SoundCloud page here, and a link to their forum post.
We hope you find some inspiration from this amazing collection of User Showcase Songs!
Congratulations to the 2023 User Showcase Award Winners!
We've just announced the 2023 User Showcase Award Winners!
There are 45 winners, each receiving a Band-in-a-Box 2024 UltraPAK! Read the official announcement to see if you've won.
Our User Showcase Forum receives more than 50 posts per day, with people sharing their Band-in-a-Box songs and providing feedback for other songs posted.
Thank you to everyone who has contributed!
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