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Time traveler Needed (U.S.A)


We are a crew of 3 and need Somebody to go back in time with us. This is not a joke.You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. We have done this before and know how importat it is to have the right person. Remember that inconsistencies emerge through changing the past and you may comeback to a different future if you do not follow orders to the T. Please send me your weight, height and age since we travel in a special design capsule, if you do not send me this information you will not be consider for this position.. Also please explain why you think you will be a good fit and any knowledge you have about the space time continuum. The Time period where we will be travelling to and pay will be discuss with the right individual. After we have chosen the right candidate you will be ask to take an evaluation test. You MUST not have someone to comeback to since your future may or may not be alter. This IS NOT a hoax, serious Enquiries only. Do not reply without the answers to questions I have ask. They are very important.




I'm giving this some serious consideration.


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LOL sounds like they are looking to knock off some people that won't be missed.


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It's importat!




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Originally Posted By: sslechta
It's importat!




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grin It looks like someone is ripping off the plot of a movie called SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED We watched it on Netflix a while back. The movie is based on an ad similiar to this one wanting someone to travel back in time. Pretty decent little indie movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079/

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I'm in! (Boy, I hope I pass that evaluation test confused .)

It was great fun being with you guys.



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grin It looks like someone is ripping off the plot of a movie called SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED We watched it on Netflix a while back. The movie is based on an ad similiar to this one wanting someone to travel back in time. Pretty decent little indie movie.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079/




You nailed that one! smile


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I was just going to say, this sounds like something from a movie! Apparently I have some homework over the weekend now.


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Bob,

Thanks for the golden opportunity but I already am on a time travel mission so I will have to wait until next time.

Currently, I am doing some recon in the year 2025, I see that Band in a Box is full integrated with Real Band and there is a convenient Press Here Stupid Button in green where all you have to do is think "I would love to have a hit song" and it gives you one, just from that thought.

You don't have to touch a button, do a thing, or learn anything about EQing. All you have to do is stare at the screen and think that you want to have a perfectly mixed hit and Band in a Box does the rest, with vocals, lyrics, melody, backing vox, everything. It is also 264 bit, so that is cool. At last they got their act together, right?

It is awesome!!

It even has a built in version of Ozone 36 so people don't even have to do that.

The future is so awesome dude it's amazing.

Talk when I get back.

Also, the fact that this forum is encrypted now--well I helped with that in 2023 and sent it back to the present (actually it was both me and Steve Slechta so he deserves some praise too) so you have me--and Steve--to thank for that.

Later.

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Shhhhhhhh.




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I just checked our Craigslist and I found out that my wife is trying to give me away!


Me, it's not about how many times you fail, it's about how many times you get back up.
Cop, that's not how field sobriety tests work.

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She may need to pay for that...… wink




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I watched a film recently about a guy who advertised for a couple of companions to go back in time. Good film, this sounds very much like it

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I'm in!


You mean "I will have been in", right?

Or is it "Will have had been in"?


I am using the new 1040XTRAEZ form this year. It has just 2 lines.

1. How much did you make in 2023?
2. Send it to us.
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I still don't know how to work out if I am coming or going grin


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Currently, I am doing some recon in the year 2025.


If you run into me and happen to park next to me, make sure you leave room for my walker, as I am 74 and still have not had a knee replacement.


I am using the new 1040XTRAEZ form this year. It has just 2 lines.

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I just checked our Craigslist and I found out that my wife is trying to give me away!


My last wife took me to a swingers party and I found out later that she had to add cash.....


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I just checked our Craigslist and I found out that my wife is trying to give me away!


My last wife took me to a swingers party and I found out later that she had to add cash.....


grin grin grin grin


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