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Thieves made away with the lute.
(more groans?)
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PS - If they only took the lute then they weren't that sharp were they?
Last edited by MarioD; 07/07/19 03:55 AM.
Me, it's not about how many times you fail, it's about how many times you get back up.
Cop, that's not how field sobriety tests work.
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And on top of that, the thieves dropped off 3 banjos before they left the store.
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One of ours was hit last week, they got away with three sax of phones
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Haha! ————————————————————— And on top of that, the thieves dropped off 3 banjos before they left the store. What do a banjo and a lawsuit have in common? Everybody is happy when the case is closed.
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A music store got robbed last week.....
Police believe that the thieves are composers. They are all Haydn.
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What's the difference between chopping up an onion and chopping up a banjo?
No one cries when you chop up a banjo.
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I’ll give you the drum, if caught the robbers will get banged up.
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Do you think the robbers will be Bach?
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The Audacity of it all. Police think they got away on the mixbus. The owner wants they caught so he can settle the score.
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If you have any information that would help the police please Kontakt them.
Me, it's not about how many times you fail, it's about how many times you get back up.
Cop, that's not how field sobriety tests work.
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I hear the robbers had been using pro tools for the job.
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Someone better start making a Liszt.
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Is this a real story? Or are you just stringing us along ....
Last edited by Keith from Oz; 07/08/19 05:26 PM.
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A guitarist saw the police and decided to slide out of town on the Freeway Of Love, the police caught up with him at a bottleneck.
The suspect doubled on trumpet so when interrogated, he went mute and took the Beethoven's fifth.
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The guitarist said the cops were picking on him. He said the woman with him was not a bridge house of ill repute pickup but his wife! The cops switched their tune, decided not to string him up, and let the guitarist go. They decided to never do any more necking in that town ever again.
Me, it's not about how many times you fail, it's about how many times you get back up.
Cop, that's not how field sobriety tests work.
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I'll bet he was fretting for a while.
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well the cops also offered that suspect a deal but they were just stringing him along and when he found out that's when his flute went flat. (you're pushing it Larry)
OK other obvious low hanging fruit: we're missing "fuzz," (too easy) "pickup," "bridge", "mouthpiece,"...
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At least they left the accordians...
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