I had a guy try to jack me one time when I was selling a guitar. I will leave it at saying that "he brought a knife to a gunfight" and that he will get out of prison in 2023. Attempted armed robbery is a serious charge!


I smashed the hell out of my car today. When the cops came I told him "Officer, that guy was BOTH texting and drinking a beer." The cop said "Sir, he has every right to do that. I mean, it's HIS living room..."