HA!
One of your best writes, Alyn (among so many interesting ones...).
I was chuckling through the whole thing!
"'cos no matter how hard I try
I just can't seem to comply"
"...and the middle"
"...for heaven's sake can't you leave a man in peace."
"...but I say oh no no no no no no" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"I still have my 6 pack, protected by a thick layer of fat"
Nuggets.
The "group sing" on the last chorus was really nice!
Nice to have an original Christmas song posted... even if it is anti-Santa...
Merry Christmas, to you, sir!
floyd