Lard Knows I Hangry Now crazy

Issa has always bugged me to wrote a Gimmie Chickin's song.
( it's Jimi Hendrix you morahn!)
Maybe So, but to keep the peace….
and hopefully that piece of said chickin I done dided it!
Hear it Go!

I Hangry Now,
Hangry Yeah,
et me a whole durn Sow! (called it a tuhgo snack)
I Hangry Now,
Hangry Yeah,
Lard knows I'm Hangry Now (he jest ate-ted that pizza box)
(After I dibbeded it too) ):

Well I sneak up next to a biskit,
buttered it, and slathered Ham!
Well I creep up next to a biskit,
durn thang dun never had a chance.
Poor on some syurp'
better pray there's bacon Mam!
I Hangry Yeah,
I's Hangry Yeah,
eat a whole durn Cow!

Et 6lbs of bacon snack,
just on the drive down here! (that's cooked weight)
Hope there's more on bacon planet,
better be cake, Ya Hear?
Glad there's much more on this world, (I knowed he was Alien)
Uranus is a long way from here. (glad he said your, anus not mine)
I'm a Hangry Yeah,
I's Hangry Yeah,
eat a whole durn Cow!

Hate to drink up all your sweet tea,
recycle it all, purdy quick.
Ain't sure this table had ketchup,
Drinkin ketchup don't make you sick. (Is ye sured?)
That's my pizza I had delivered,
triple extra cheese on it. (back off the weed boy!) (NOOOOOOO!!!!)
I'm a Hangry Yeah,
Hangry Yeah,
eat a whole Pizza NOW!
I'm a Hangry Yeah,
Hangry Yeah,
eat a brisket of Cow
Cause I'm a Hangry Yeah,
Hangry Yeah,
eat a…………. Well I will dang near anythang when I's Hangry!

(sullied the mosted faimus duhgeen.) smile

Thank Ye!