That's interesting. Here we have "Dysfunctional Family Day", otherwise called "Family Picnics". That's the day when families take their snot nosed little brat kids out for the one day a year they spend together and don't know how to act.


I smashed the hell out of my car today. When the cops came I told him "Officer, that guy was BOTH texting and drinking a beer." The cop said "Sir, he has every right to do that. I mean, it's HIS living room..."