Originally Posted By: Notes Norton
St. Peter in Heaven is checking ID's. He asks a man, “What did you do on Earth?”

The man says, “I was a doctor.”

St. Peter says, “Okay, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?”

“I was a school teacher.”

“Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?”

“I was a musician.”

“Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen…..”

At least he got in ..

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