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WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! #345680 04/17/16 07:02 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Thar's a Hole (in my head) No Dirty Language, but....... WARNING (well maybe not an all caps warning, but darn tootin nearly) If drunks and man gas humor offends you, run as fast as you can. If not you may consider running anyway!!!!!! Not fit for Humans! No small animals were actually harmed in the making of this, but it's because they run too fast!!!! All Realtracks Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Blame that smell on the dog, or me stepping on a frog, it ain't gone I could blame it on the liquor, but it ain't true, cause it's gone I was mad when you said, that smell didn't come from me That hole back there, is the one that's really guilty Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Hank cried in his beer, Wille sang about cryin in the rain, Hanks gone If I cry when I'm a drinking, might drown I am a thinking, and be gone and so I hold myself up, standing in the middle of the door. Cause that hole in my head, is a screaming gimme some more. Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone. and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone. There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away. Till that hole in my head fills up, …… who am I kiddin that sucker is never full.

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Tommyc #345698 04/17/16 08:19 AM User Showcase
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 8,074 Winston-Salem, NC Pat Marr Veteran
Pat Marr Veteran Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 8,074 Winston-Salem, NC	Tommy, you are a real character! And you manage to translate that character directly into your songs! There are all kinds of songs... anybody who plays live knows how hard it can be to create a set list that works for the largest demographic... so finding a demographic is a problem for all music What you have here is probably not going to sell to prime time audiences.. but I think you could market the HECK outta this online! Your songs tend to be humorous, and I think that humor always has an audience! My recommendation is to start making videos for your songs. They wouldn't have to be full-blown animations.. just a slide show of funny pictures (like the one you used on the song site) would really ramp up the entertainment factor! As a musician, you know how to construct the song structure in BIAB... and you clearly know how to come up with clever concepts that can be developed lyrically... and your zany sense of humor lends itself to ideas that are outside the realm of stuff that has been done to the point of becoming cliche... so there is a high degree of originality to your work! you really have a winning combination of unique talents, and I'd love to see you take it to the next level with video! So glad to see you whole-heartedly pursuing your ideas here on the forum! I like what I'm seeing! https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ey71h8ep047758h/AAC12jNM0Hz9Q8zsh5iDeqNHa?dl=0

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Tommyc #345720 04/17/16 10:47 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,689 Florida floyd jane Veteran
floyd jane Veteran Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,689 Florida	"Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears" OK, then... Ray Stevens called. He said "Uh...what?" 150+ Songs produced using BIAB RealTracks And 50 more... and some more...

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Pat Marr #345746 04/17/16 01:04 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Thank Ye Pat!!!! I always wanted to take humor to a Hole Nuther Level!

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! floyd jane #345748 04/17/16 01:08 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Give him my number Floyd!!!!!...................................... It's 12...... it's a prudy small town, and the phone numbers only go up to 15!

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Tommyc #345772 04/17/16 03:43 PM User Showcase
Joined: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,143 Philippines Trygve Larsen Expert
Trygve Larsen Expert Joined: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,143 Philippines	Give me some more ! Forever Grateful, BUT, sometimes pissed of. Trygve "Leo" Larsen BiaB 2020, Windows 8.1, Intel Core i5 CPU, 270GHz, 32 Gb RAM My OLD tracks on Soundcloud; https://soundcloud.com/trygve-larsen My NEW is unpublished The Universe = Uni-verse ie one song.

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! floyd jane #345917 04/18/16 12:29 PM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 14,076 GA USA Janice & Bud Veteran
Janice & Bud Veteran Joined: Dec 2011 Posts: 14,076 GA USA	Originally Posted By: floyd jane "Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears" OK, then... Ray Stevens called. He said "Uh...what?" "Ray Stevens called" hahahahaha...... Bring on the video! Now! J&B J&B Videos J&B Soundcloud J&B Website

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Trygve Larsen #345942 04/18/16 03:06 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Lol Thanks Leo!!! Gonna try!

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Janice & Bud #345943 04/18/16 03:09 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	I don't know, my mug has killed before!!!! No video equipment for me, there's a State Law against Ugly in a No Ugly Zone!!! lol

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Tommyc #345955 04/18/16 05:30 PM User Showcase
Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 671 Raleigh NC D dga Journeyman
dga Journeyman D Joined: Feb 2015 Posts: 671 Raleigh NC	funny, silly, maybe a little truth to the song too. How did you do the laughing track? "When you help somebody else you are really helping yourself"

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! dga #345960 04/18/16 05:43 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	They were loops that came with Logic Pro 9, there are a bunch of applause ones too, that I have used before. May have been a similarity to some of my younger years (60's 70's 80's)

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Tommyc #346048 04/19/16 10:22 AM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 6,892 Davis, CA G Greg Johnson Veteran
Greg Johnson Veteran G Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 6,892 Davis, CA	We would have never known what came out of the other hole in your head if it weren't for Pat. I'm glad he brought out this side of you! This is a kick!! I wasn't the least bit offended. Fun stuff! Take care. Greg

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Tommyc #346058 04/19/16 10:42 AM User Showcase
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,754 North Carolina David Snyder Veteran
David Snyder Veteran Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 7,754 North Carolina	Was there something bad in here??? David Snyder Songwriter/Renaissance Man Studio + Fingers https://davidsnydersongs.com/ https://spoti.fi/359Gigs www.davidsnydermusic.com/ www.reverbnation.com/davidpsnyder www.soundcloud.com/davidsnyderchannel https://www.songtradr.com/user/profile/david.snyder

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! Greg Johnson #346069 04/19/16 11:27 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Thanks Greg!

Re: WARNING DO NOT LISTEN IF EASILY OFFENDED!!!!!! David Snyder #346070 04/19/16 11:30 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	lol......my vocals......gas (cause gas is bad, okay) and the jokes! Thanks David!

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