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NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! #420583 07/05/17 03:05 PM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I know some gurls who could cook up a stump, and you would eat it and grin, like you was a eatin Barbie Q Well my 14th wife would burn a pot of water, and then call it "Blackened Soup"! Cain't even boil water baby, coffee skills a sham Can't cook like your mother, baby Everthang tastes like Spam! Don't go near that microwave run for it goes bam Doggies never eat yer cookin Everthang tastes like Spam! No More Spam No More Spam Ain't near like Ham Don't want No More Spam Disposal gits a workout lately I ain't kidding mam Thought I heard it moaning HELP ME! Everthang tastes like Spam! Kids is cryin and a screamin ain't Peanut Butter Jam Dog dudn't know just what it is Feed me No More Spam No More Spam No More Spam Ain't nuttin like Ham Don't want No More Spam Changing names and moving baby from indigestion lane Spam is running out my ears drivin me insane Summer's coming, air is broke fat guy's sweatin gland Overtime is how they work sweatin out that Spam No More Spam No More Spam Ain't near like Ham Don't want No More Spam NO I DON"T WANNA TRY A SPAM-SHAKE! MAMA!!!! She's doing it again!

Re: NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Tommyc #420627 07/06/17 03:17 AM User Showcase
Joined: Feb 2017 Posts: 3,414 Deryk - PG Music PG Music Staff
Deryk - PG Music PG Music Staff Joined: Feb 2017 Posts: 3,414	Always a pleasure to hear the hilarity you've concocted - I think we can agree that nobody wants to eat Spam! That poor lady needs cooking classes :P Keep up the great work, Tommyc! Last edited by Deryk - PG Music; 07/06/17 03:18 AM. Cheers, Deryk

Re: NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Tommyc #420653 07/06/17 06:39 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 2,945 Victoria, BC Ember - PG Music PG Music Staff
Ember - PG Music PG Music Staff Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 2,945 Victoria, BC	My grandfather always cooked my mom fried spam sandwiches whenever they had to fend for themselves for the evening. This song totally reminded me of that story! Hilarious work as always. Cheers, Ember

Re: NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Deryk - PG Music #420655 07/06/17 07:06 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Thanks Deryk! I'm having a lot of fun with BIAB, thanks PG Music!

Re: NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ember - PG Music #420656 07/06/17 07:08 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Thanks Ember! We all have Horror Stories from the proliferation of the Un-Holy One (Spam) lol!!!!

Re: NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Tommyc #420792 07/07/17 08:51 AM User Showcase
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 20,941 Hamlin NY MarioD Veteran
MarioD Veteran Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 20,941 Hamlin NY	I laughed from the first line to the last. Loved that blacken soup line, then everything got better and better and funnier and funnier! This is a winner. I just posted a selfie and all of the responses were get well soon! 64 bit Win 10 Pro, the latest BiaB/RB, Roland Octa-Capture audio interface, a ton of software/hardware

Re: NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! MarioD #420803 07/07/17 10:22 AM User Showcase
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026 Tommyc OP Veteran
OP Tommyc Veteran Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,026	Whatchew never had blackened soup uhfour? lol Thanks Mario!!!!

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