NO MORE SPAM!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I know some gurls who could cook up a stump,
and you would eat it and grin, like you was a eatin Barbie Q
Well my 14th wife would burn a pot of water,
and then call it "Blackened Soup"!
Cain't even boil water baby,
coffee skills a sham
Can't cook like your mother, baby
Everthang tastes like Spam!
Don't go near that microwave
run for it goes bam
Doggies never eat yer cookin
Everthang tastes like Spam!
No More Spam
No More Spam
Ain't near like Ham
Don't want No More Spam
Disposal gits a workout lately
I ain't kidding mam
Thought I heard it moaning HELP ME!
Everthang tastes like Spam!
Kids is cryin and a screamin
ain't Peanut Butter Jam
Dog dudn't know just what it is
Feed me No More Spam
No More Spam
No More Spam
Ain't nuttin like Ham
Don't want No More Spam
Changing names and moving baby
from indigestion lane
Spam is running out my ears
drivin me insane
Summer's coming, air is broke
fat guy's sweatin gland
Overtime is how they work
sweatin out that Spam
No More Spam
No More Spam
Ain't near like Ham
Don't want No More Spam
NO I DON"T WANNA TRY A SPAM-SHAKE!
MAMA!!!! She's doing it again!