We book weddings.

But we also let it be known in advance that should a fight break out, the band is very likely to join in!

And win.

Another good use for the Japanese Fender Tele w/Rock Maple neck and Ash body if there ever was one, the martial arts options should be well studied and practiced, dojo style until the guitarist has mastered the Body Held Headstock Jab, the Neck Held Full Slam and the Neck Held Battleaxe Edge moves, at least. Save the Tuners Across the Eyeballs rake for the serious afficionados of the sport...

Always set the B3 up facing the crowd, so that if he's in front of you when he calls you out, you can just reach underneath the keyboards wih both hands and flip about 500 lbs of hardwood and steel organ right on top of him. It won't hurt the B. At least, it hasn't to date and I've had that thing a looong time...


--Mac

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