Originally Posted By: eddie1261
Originally Posted By: jford
There was a sign on the fence in front of the house that said, "Our German Shepherd can make it from the front door to the fence gate in 2.6 seconds...How fast can you run?"


Mine says "My security system operates at 1165 ft per second. Can you do 1166?"

WARNING! This building is protected by a deadly Pith Viper two days per week, you guess which two days!