I'm going to pretend I didn't see that goo-roo remark... ...

Haven't come across this "Remix OS" before - looks cool! The download links do, indeed, take one on a merry Russian ride. Perhaps a little help from jcspro40 would point us toward where a current download site resides...

"AV Linux" requires BitTorrent software or FTP capability to download. Otherwise, it seems quite accessible.

Starting your Linux journey with Ubuntu is still probably the most prudent approach - they tend not to assume any previous Linux experience on the part of a new user.