Way Past 64

Ya never know just how long ya got here….
And not just in this here bar….. but in the after bars too.
Well okay ya got me….. it was just an alley.
But it got me ta thankin… what will my life be like as an old drunk,
so I wroted this here song fer all ye old folks out there……………
in the afore said alley.

Dang I got smelly, toothless and bald
many years back
I was still a young enuff, to give a crap
Birthday suit and show ya my crack!
Now it's too scary to even remiss,
now to evermore
I will be needy and extreemly meaty
Way past 64.

Yall will all remind me, in a alley you will find me,
if it's not too dark,
Gonna need to bathe a..a..athe,
and if you get me up…..
you will hear me say…
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(RAGA,FARFA,TATER,SALSA ) Translation by Google

So buy me another, slip me a ten
many years from now
I'll will be drankin dang near anythang
Aftershave's in season any old day
If you're offended wobble away
get hit by the door.
I will be needy and extree meaty
Way past 64.
I will be needy and extree meaty
Way past 64.

Well there ya go…. the moral of this story is...
ha haha you got me… thar ain't no dang moral
but the song was runnin a little long
and I ain't wroted this part yet,
allies is alfull darked ya know.
so give me a break.

by Issa Hugh Jiddyut