It's rumo(u)red that BIAB v2014 Audiophile Deluxe Utility Hyper Pak will:

1. Mow your lawn
2. Babysit children under 12
3. Fetch and open a cold beer (at precisely 5C/40F)
4. Walk and/or wok your dog
5. Control a teenage daughter (heretofore believed impossible)
6. Include the new Talent-In-A-Box plug-in
7. Introduce Real Vocalist