A pirate was recounting a story about when he embarked on a deserted island.

He said “I got off the ship and walked across the island and a lion jumped out on me and went RRROOOAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.

The listener said, “I’ll bet that was really scary!”

The pirate said “AAARRRGGGHHH, I sh*t all over meself!”

The listener said, “Well, that’s nothing to be embarrassed about. I might have done the same thing if a lion jumped out on me!”

The pirate said, “No, not then! Just now, when I said RRROOOAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”