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#419887 - 06/30/17 06:50 AM [User Showcase] Craigslist Stalker now with wurds!
Tommyc Offline
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smile crazy Craigslist Stalker Just having some fun with my BIAB! Happy Weekend Yall!

I met this girl on the internet
her picture's prudy as you can get
Decribes herself as sweet and a bit of a talker
Hope she's not the Craigslist Stalker again
Hope she's not another one of them
Oh not again, don't know if I can take it my friend

Another Craigslist Stalker is just what I need
the last one stole all my weed
Hope this one steal my cane and walker
Hope she's not the Craigslist Stalker again
Hope she's not another one of them
Oh not again, don't know if I can take it my friend

The last one slipped out the back door
took my wallet and a whole lot more
Even the dog left in my car
Hope he comes back soon where ever you are

I learned my lession teaching old dogs new tricks
No young thang gonna love no old hicks
You might even say I'm just an old gawker
Hope she's not the Craigslist Stalker…..again
Hope she's not another one of them
Oh not again, don't know if I can take it my friend

Well maybe I'll just take it! HA!!!!!


Edited by Tommyc (07/02/17 01:06 PM)
Edit Reason: adition of words

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#419901 - 06/30/17 07:45 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
Scott C Offline
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Super tune Tommy. Excellent vocal. Guitar was smokin
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#419916 - 06/30/17 09:15 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Scott C]
Tommyc Offline
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Thanks Scott! Gotta love that band too!!!!

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#419927 - 06/30/17 09:54 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
Ember - PG Music Offline
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Registered: 06/19/17
Posts: 1053
Loc: Victoria, BC
Your lyrics never fail to be entertaining and witty. I have to agree that the guitar is really fantastic. It almost sounds ... what's the word I'm looking for ... "smokey" in sound? It's pretty great.

Keep up the good work. And happy weekend!
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#419929 - 06/30/17 10:01 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Ember - PG Music]
Tommyc Offline
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Thank You Ember! Yall got the real inspiration for all the songs I ever squirt out! It's all about the FUN!!!!!! Biab is more fun per dollar spent, than any software in history!

Hope Everyone at PG Music has a great weekend! smile

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#419946 - 06/30/17 11:29 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
Joe -PG Music Offline
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Originally Posted By: Tommyc
smile crazy Craigslist Stalker Just having some fun with my BIAB! Happy Weekend Yall!


Hi Tommyc, Nice work on this! Very funny title! Very fun lyrics too! Well done! smile Have a good weekend too!
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Joe

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#419951 - 06/30/17 11:48 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Joe -PG Music]
Tommyc Offline
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Thanks Joe! If Biab only had RealTracks for Stupidity, I would jump right in and take the plunge! Till then Please Keep Up the GREAT WORK at PG Music!!!!! Almost nothing in my life is as much fun as perfect music being shot out of a computer (at lightin speed), no intellejunce requrided!

LOVE My BIAB!!!!!

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#420144 - 07/02/17 07:57 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
Pat Marr Offline
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Hey Tommy! You've added another link to your long chain of funny and original songs... and of course, one more for me to animate when I have time (your throughput is a lot faster than mine will ever be)

One suggestion: you really ought to post your lyrics. The humor in your songs hinges on the message, and some of us old guys (who in past lives spent way too much time in front of powerful amps turned all the way up).. well... some of us have a harder time than others when it comes to differentiating syllables and understanding lyrics.

I think you should also make it a point to say that you played the guitar solos. The real tracks are made by professionals, and we get used to hearing great guitar work in BIAB productions. It may not occur to everyone that SOMETIMES the awesome guitar part is being played by one of our forum friends, and that is important information!

Good job on this song! You have a remarkable knack for zeroing in on common aspects of life and giving them a slight twist to make them funny yet still recognizable! And the combination of your guitar playing, your skill with BIAB, and your wicked sense of humor always adds up to something that makes me smile.

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#420146 - 07/02/17 08:09 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Tommyc]
90 dB Offline
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Tommy,

This is smokin'. Please print your lyrics.


Regards,



Bob
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#420178 - 07/02/17 12:32 PM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: Pat Marr]
Tommyc Offline
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Thanks Pat! My lyrics for this song got eat up by some virus! frown It even got the Walmart one too, but since I had sent you the txt of it, I got them from that message. I forget to post added stuff all the time, must be age, or the dog did it!

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#420179 - 07/02/17 12:34 PM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker [Re: 90 dB]
Tommyc Offline
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Thanks Bob, my lyrics have left the building! Weird virus eatin them up! I may have a backup, I will check!

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#421078 - 07/09/17 09:29 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker now with wurds! [Re: Tommyc]
Greg Johnson Offline
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Funny, funny stuff Tommy!! I get a kick out of your CRAZY humor. Keep 'em coming!! Take care. Greg

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#421092 - 07/09/17 10:51 AM [User Showcase] Re: Craigslist Stalker now with wurds! [Re: Greg Johnson]
Tommyc Offline
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Thanks Greg! Glad it makes you laugh! smile

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