Crossing the border into canada with say a roach in the ashtray will get your car searched.

Then you can continue.

Don't try it the other way, the car is gone, yer in jail and you won't ever cross the border again.

I came back from Jamaica once and realized as they went through my one small carry on for 30 minutes that the dogs in the hallway where you can't see them (they sit on the other side as the air is moved across you to them through vents) must have hit on me. They were so disappointed.

As I didn't do the drugs thing (we had to pee in bottles once in a while), I realized I sat on the beach talking to a Jamacian who had a doobie would make Cheech and Chong proud. Probably lingered.

John Conley
Musica est vita