Alyn,

I'm sitting here dazed after listening to the hilarious Love Pathology and wondering about its ... etiology. Your voice is as quirky and instantly identifiable as ever; there's something irresistible about it that I can't put into words. I loved Louis Armstrong's singing for the same elusive quality. One thing neither of you share: pathology. Your sound is in good health, all functions within correct limits, pulse driving, strong heart.

Yes, it all looks good. Eat two chocolate chip cookies and call me in the morning.

Now I am going to open a possible Pandora's box with one little suffix. I don't know what might happen if I do this but here goes:

........................................"itis"