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French Fried I may have loseded my mine!!!! While we was on our last World Tour, I met this beautiful girl, with some strange eating habits, and that's a coming someone who will gnaw, on almost AnyThang! I mean AnyThang! Met me a foreign girl, not sure of her name no one can pronounce, so I'm calling her Jane She likes her Crickets French Fried She likes them Crickets French Fried She eats them Crickets French Fried and she won't share. Ain't sure if I could eat, what's crawling away Like my grub to be dead, and raised on some hay She likes her Crickets French Fried and any bugs that just happen by She eats them Crickets French Fried glad she don't care. Don't know why she's eyeing them flies, they won't taste right, might have some disease Thought she was a asking for fries, but that's alright, it leaves much more for me. Said there's a bug right there, a running away stabbed it with her fork, it's going have to pay She likes her Crickets French Fried and any bugs that just happen by She eats Them Crickets French Fried I don't wanna share. She likes her Crickets French Fried I'd druther Chicken be fried She likes it better if it flys No I don't wanna bite……I don't care if it's got gravy on it, well maybe with gravy….. but just one bite,….. ow that thang bit me!!
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Lol! Tommy, you ain't right! I couldn't think up a parody like this in a million years! But they seem to flow out of you like water!
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Lol! Tommy, you ain't right! I'm more a middle of the road kinda guy, more room to swerve! Workin on the Olba Dee song right now, it's more of a traditional Hillbilly drunk tune. My life is like a parody inside a limerick wrapped in a pun! 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Super clever, Tommy. And really well done - great mix.
50 years ago, you could have assembled all of these into a comedy LP...and been a star!!! (We used to listen to comedy LPs - doubt that any would sell these days. The world is a different place.)
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Man, these songs are good. Are you sure you want to put the same laugh track on all of them? It may impede the listener who wants to listen to to them in a row, and more than once.
I could be wrong.
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Hi, Tommy !:))
LOL...LOL....LOL !!!
this is more than hilarious !!!
Super !!!!
Cheers
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Thank You Floyd!!! If money was involved I would get the big head, and I'm already a eight and a half. Beanie propeller caps are hard to find that big! 
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Thank You David! I'm never sure of anything when it comes to making songs, just having some fun with parody songs that my ex-wife hated. I always sang along with the radio, inserting extra stupid words, thus the ex part of ex-wife. 
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Thank You So Much Dani!!! Got a couple more in the works right now!
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Lol It's a Texas Thang, we like our steak dead without any healthy ingredients including bugs!!! Maybe some french fries with gravy, but that's as Healthy as it gets!!!  Thanks RnAM
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Tommy, I love this satirical song format, your good, you have a knack and should take it further.
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Don't know why she's eyeing them flies,
they won't taste right, might have some disease
Thought she was a asking for fries,
but that's alright, it leaves much more for me.
Ha ha, ROTFLMAO What a great delivery. Lots of laughs
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I may have loseded my mine!!!!................You may indeed! But you make me laugh! This is a lot of fun. Your Knights of the Groove played after. Great little EZ Jazz number you've put together there!! Take care. Greg
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Thanks PaddyG! I'ma gonna milk this here cow, until it finds its way home in paradise!!!! 
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These are all true-ish stories, that can only be re-created Hillbilly Bluegrass Style, and Biab is way deep in them thar woods!
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Thanks Greg for your concerns about my mine, if you see it running down the highway, tell him I miss it's company, and hurry back home, I's got me a few more songs to squeeze outta that rascal! I love Biab for Jazz, too bad it doesn't use osmosis to take up root in your noggin.
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