Sheeesh man, what a great write! There are enough killer lines in there for three or four good songs.

Biting satire, parody, sincerity all in one package and then there's "I never saw that Florida Georgia Line
Unless the cops were after me" hahaha

And like HTL said; "I can just picture a bunch of 20-somethings singing along in agreement; but missing "it." Or a current country artist for that matter."

Wow!

J&B