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My wife jokingly said that I need to write a song about toilet paper and here it is! I hope you get a laugh or at least a smile out of it!!

https://www.soundclick.com/music/songInfo.cfm?songID=14011837


Ain’t Got None

Stuck in the house, had some shopping on my mind,
the cubboards were bare, I was getting way behind.
Everywhere I went I got the same old line,
just wait your turn, we are in a bind.

Chorus;

Well I went to Walmart, ain’t got none,
over to Kroger, ain’t got none.
Everywhere I went all over the town,
People were coming out a wearing a frown,
ain’t got none, ain’t got none.

Bridge:

I went for the toilet paper, ain’t got none,
paper towels same thing, ain’t got none.
No one has no sanitizer,
just forget the baby wipers.
This world has gone crazy, we’re on the run,
all I can say is, ain’t got none!!

Repeat Chorus:

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Mr. Fields...

Now, that's the way to ward-off the feelings of doom-and-gloom we're all experiencing as a result of this virus crisis -- make some musical fun out of one of the less-than-admirable human traits -- hoarding -- that's been reluctantly observed and thoroughly, righteously criticized by all.

Your lyrics are smile-inducing as they treat the unnecessary shortages with all the humor you could make out of them. The music is so energetic and upbeat that disappointed shoppers would be inspired to shed their anger and frustration and get to line-dancin' with a happy vengenance in the empty aisles laugh !!! Your singing, too, helps to keep the song 'flying high'.

Would you tell us what BIAB elements you used, such as the Real Style and any other Real or MIDI tracks you added to the mix?

Thanks for this happy diversion from our troubles, Mr. Fields!

LOREN (a.k.a. 'bluage')


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It got a smile from me! laugh


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Vocal control, you say. Never heard of it. Is that some kind of ProTools thing?
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I am using BIAB 2020 this Country driving 8ths, with 1708 Guitar, Electric Solo, and 2008 Pedal Steel, solo..

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A fun write, Ronnie. Good BAND, good singin'...

Your best mix. All in all one of your best all around..

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Mr. Fields - that was a blast! I'm pretty impressed at the way you phrased those lyrics into the song - you were spot on with the emphasis and dynamics. Thanks for posting!


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