Thar's a Hole (in my head)
No Dirty Language, but.......
WARNING (well maybe not an all caps warning, but darn tootin nearly) If drunks and man gas humor offends you, run as fast as you can. If not you may consider running anyway!!!!!! Not fit for Humans! No small animals were actually harmed in the making of this, but it's because they run too fast!!!!

All Realtracks

Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone.
and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone.
There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day.
Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away.

Blame that smell on the dog, or me stepping on a frog, it ain't gone
I could blame it on the liquor, but it ain't true, cause it's gone
I was mad when you said, that smell didn't come from me
That hole back there, is the one that's really guilty

Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone.
and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone.
There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day.
Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away.

Hank cried in his beer, Wille sang about cryin in the rain, Hanks gone
If I cry when I'm a drinking, might drown I am a thinking, and be gone
and so I hold myself up, standing in the middle of the door.
Cause that hole in my head, is a screaming gimme some more.

Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone.
and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone.
There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day.
Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away.

Thar's a hole in my head, where liquor disappears, then it's gone.
and when it goes in there, git me an ol blank stare, cause I'm gone.
There are times when I wish that I didn't stay drunk all day.
Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away.
Till that hole in my head fills up, …… and washes it away.
Till that hole in my head fills up, …… who am I kiddin that sucker is never full.