French Fried

I may have loseded my mine!!!!

While we was on our last World Tour,
I met this beautiful girl,
with some strange eating habits,
and that's a coming someone who will gnaw,
on almost AnyThang! I mean AnyThang!

Met me a foreign girl, not sure of her name
no one can pronounce, so I'm calling her Jane
She likes her Crickets French Fried
She likes them Crickets French Fried
She eats them Crickets French Fried
and she won't share.

Ain't sure if I could eat, what's crawling away
Like my grub to be dead, and raised on some hay
She likes her Crickets French Fried
and any bugs that just happen by
She eats them Crickets French Fried
glad she don't care.

Don't know why she's eyeing them flies,
they won't taste right, might have some disease
Thought she was a asking for fries,
but that's alright, it leaves much more for me.

Said there's a bug right there, a running away
stabbed it with her fork, it's going have to pay
She likes her Crickets French Fried
and any bugs that just happen by
She eats Them Crickets French Fried
I don't wanna share.

She likes her Crickets French Fried
I'd druther Chicken be fried
She likes it better if it flys
No I don't wanna bite……I don't care if it's got gravy on it,
well maybe with gravy….. but just one bite,….. ow that thang bit me!!