Lyric re-write

A
Last night my wife bought a Popeil (D) Pocket Fisherman

E
They say it's the very best one (A) in the land

A
And as a bonus extra a (d) hand-chopping tool D, Eb, E

E
You'll be the world's best carrot chopping (A) fool

F#M
So I had to take a walk with (D) my best old friend

F#M
Jack Danials said Bill you (D) know this is not the end

F#M
Go on boy and (D) have another drink, (D,Eb,E) you know it's not a (F#m) sin

E
If you know your wife (F#m) gona buys this again

A
Well late-night TV It's got to (E) be some kind of curse

D
It'll spend up all your money and then (A) whats is worse

A
You will have to rent a storage space that will (D) cost you lots of money

B
And all you can ever GET TO say iS (E) yes honey ...spoken ...yes dear...whatever you want

Billy

Last edited by Planobilly; 08/27/21 05:46 PM.
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