https://soundcloud.com/user-770148857/santa-covid-bluesJust goofing around and having a little fun. This was done with Realtracks. Happy Holidays, All!
Lyrics:
Yeah, Santa's in the Protocol, won't be no Xmas this year,
They swabbed his nose, and found just what they feared,
All that covid mucked up in his beard
Yeah, Santa's under quarantine, taste buds are on the fritz
Can't get fat if he won't eat his banana splits,
Bout to give old Mrs Claus a case of fits
Santa's getting tested, hour by hour each day
Hoping for a clear to put on his cap and play
Kids check their phones for news, things are looking grey
Where did he catch it, how did he get to carrying it
Does he have the Delta blues, or the Omicron variant
Anderson Cooper wants to know and he's been querying him.
Yeah, Santa's in the protocol, won't be no Xmas this year,
Won't be no presents, the chimneys will all be clear,
CNN says there'll be lots of jobless reindeer.