Dear Mr. Jane,

I am so sorry to have to listen to your first song here and report this:

Even if they were to invent a version of this "Band in a Box" with 9,000 styles, I am afraid you would just not find any listeners for this type of thing.

Nor do I really see any hope for you here on this forum, where the most successful people around here reside on the OFF TOPIC forums talking about their memory sticks and RAM--you know, the important stuff.

Yes, the cheerful, quaint and happy tone of this has no place in the world of modern music and I am afraid you do not have a prayer around here, Mr. Floyd, I mean Mr. Jane.

My best advice to you is this:

Please climb down off that limb and give up while you still can.